Best Duh Poems

Its been two years since I sent you packing, 
 I don't want you, what part of that code are you having trouble cracking?
If I...

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Y-DUH reads CAPTCHA
blank mind blonde moment silent
world spin round right round...

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These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own...

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Kisses kisses, Christmas wishes…

Underneath the mistletoe,

Kiss me high, kiss me low;

Read my lips with your fingertips…

Dip me in wine as we combine,

Show me yours, I’ll...

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Dive right in, come one and all, into the mini-me of a microcosmic mall,
Protons and electrons in a balanced brawl, with neutrons standing tall…

Quarks and...

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(A limerick for Jack Ellison)


A surgeon was called to do operation,

as Jim's "little friends" need urgent attention.

His aspiring poetess wife

Scarlet yields a mean word knife;

To...

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That summer day was cooling down just right
We kind of borrowed his dad's custom van
But Rick didn't care he said " it's Friday night"
He punched...

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She's on the Verge
Joe cool
She talks to her hand
like seriously duh
the joke im not telling
we used to be witches writing poetry in coffee shops
smoking pot...

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I had a computer virus, I thought you might like to know.
Not one which makes the computer run real slow.
It completely closed me out of...

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KING ME!!

"Another date you and I !!"
Sharing moments ~ "Eye To Eye!!"
Lost of words and you know why?
Your trophy is to kill,
mine's to hang you...

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told me today to rest 
and have more play
Beltane may be her day
yet called upon
she'll thaw your lil feelin's
like our alice in wonderland
embarrassed and bewildered
there's...

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I stopped to stool siphon sip on a cool blue 
circumstance in the means between the in 
times loath listening to complacent
poetic prostitutional practice of...

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I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti,...

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With my recorder I pursued my quest
This assignment seemed like a courage test
     That’s why my boss sent me
  ...

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A mistake is to be learned from, not to be repeated, duh...

Smile 

Akkina R Downing
 6-30-17...

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