Best Duh Poems

Its been two years since I sent you packing, 
 I don't want you, what part of that code are you having trouble cracking?
If I don't call you, ever, don't you think there's a reason?
 When I say, 'I'm through, I want a divorce.", I'm...

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Y-DUH reads CAPTCHA
blank mind blonde moment silent
world spin round right round...

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to know, duh, it is not knowing, 
duh...searching out a memory, duh, it was right there
to know, duh...

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WHY NOT TO LIE

If you want to know why I love you
And why I do the things you make me do
I could tell you that I know precisely why
But that would be a mother f*****g lie

Day after day I’ve had  one simple request
And after...

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Has this ever happened to you, my friends
Was walking my sweetie down the lane
When out pops a sign post and belts me one
Rattles me and shakes up my brain

Was trying to impress my sweetie pie
There was nothing but love on my mind
No doubt my honey...

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We
are in this together
every lovin' one of us

don't forget it
for the future
depends upon the
consummation between the we
and the now.

No ****....

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“Duh” May be the Only Word That Fits

By Elton Camp

 The great big eyes, ears and teeth Little Red saw,  
Yet couldn’t figure that it wasn’t her Grandmaw
For any kid who was that incredibly easy to betray
It seems to me that “Duh” is the...

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The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Along came the rain and washed the spider out...
Silly spider, of course he got washed out -
so now that arachnid can just sit and pout!...

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We were tested on algebra
Well no duh.
I have been to trig and back
while still keeping algebra on track
These are questions you can answer
they are not asking you to be a tap dancer
Put your silly doubts to rest
and be done with this stupid algebra test!

This is...

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Capitulation 
death life pantomime struggles 
where we all belong...

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I cannot express the disappointment in myself enough
I am a beautiful grandmother, mother, daughter, and employee
Years of marriages and divorces
Days of struggling to be "someone"
Hours of training my self-esteem to be high
Minutes of planning a future of success
Seconds of desiring happiness

And achieving it all!

Then, blam,...

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Duh, Tom, 
(If You Don’t Like It Don’t Watch It) 
12/18/2021

Each new day saturates me,
with more negative news.
Causing me to fight feelings,
of gloom and despair.
Most times news seems slanted,
fitting political views.
And those responsible,
pretend to be unaware.

I now have instant access,
to all parts of the globe.
They...

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they planned their
route they knew the
route but didn't know
how high was the peak
having taken a peek at the
world's highest made them pique

but curiously
what they found
was a go around
a run around and
turns out they'd
run a ground

finding themselves
something hard to
do you know what
i mean because
just before a...

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cussing bout
sumthang wrong
guess I better look into
getting it fixed
the problem comes with
instuctions
these intructions
are the jinx
cussing bout sumthang special
tired of crawling 
on my knees
call up
ole bouis Gembo
ask him to
come help me please

we sip sodas
and talk bout whiskey
drag onna coupla cigers two
flip thru manuels
to find out
how to...

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what look of love
is shown upon these faces
that eyes can't erase
she be mine
tonight
to make so many more
groovey nights like this
foo reel yo
this lova vow is sealed with a kiss
hardly waitin to hold you
when he has his arms around you
how long should I wait when
I smell...

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