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Doberman Pinscher Poems

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Premium Member Finger-Wagger

My Doberman Pinscher won best of show
and was strutting around like a peacock.
One judge was none too pleased and let me know,
while scrutinizing my dog like a hawk.

She was a sarcastic bitter old prune,
treating both me and my dog with...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, 10th grade, animal, dog, funny, humorous, image,
Form: Sonnet

Premium Member Dog Bark, Unexpected
 I remember walking 
Through a dark alley
Eons ago. All I could hear
Was chirping crickets
About halfway, my whole body  
Violently jerked by...
Loud, furious barking....
I never saw coming!
Unchained Doberman Pinscher
Behind a fence. Boy, did it..
Scare the living hell out of...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, dog, sound,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Ode to a Whiny Doberman
Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore,
why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore?
Are you lonely? Are you sad? Are your paw paws feeling sore?
No dog whisperer am I, so sometimes it’s a chore
to...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, dog,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Oh Charlie, That Spoiled Doberman
Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog,
it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog.
A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so
hoping to get his way and that hedgehog I’d throw.
I wondered...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Whining Doberman
The Whining Doberman

Hey, what you doing looking just at me!
     You see I'm begging you to play?
Look here, my toys are waiting just for us...
     please throw one, let's have fun today!

You're...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member King Doberman
I am king Doberman of my home
I stand guard when I am all alone
I love my master, he’s the man
But I am top dog, king of my land
He feeds me kibble and takes me out
He says do my business, often...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, dog,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Brown the Doberman
Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman
Sitting on the bed
Growing mad
Barking, talking snorting
Bowing his head
Snarling, barking, grawing
What's wrong with him
Mouth wide open
Pouting laying in you bed mad
Laying on his side still snarling, growling, growling
Let still laying on the bed
On his...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, allusion, animal, character, dog,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Doberman with All the Answers

Now, Baby, I have asked two normal questions. I’ll repeat.
Are you still chasing Mr. Bob when he comes down the street
to leave our mail? Now, question 2: Do you know why my cat
is whiny, wet, and scared? It’s sad to...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, pets,
Form: Rhyme
My Doberman puppy's in trouble
He cocked his leg against our kitchen table
And I’d only just taken him for walkies
where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable

I’d let my Chester off his leash
so he could answer natures call
but not a...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Doberman Pinscher
Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you -
You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through.
So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end -
This language barrier needs some serious...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Dobermans' Can Write - Can't Talk
 "What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine!
Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred.
My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to his pets, whatever!
He has two, yes, me and...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, pets,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Fireflies
There were  fireflies in the garden
As I thought to myself  that day 
About the secrets families hold 
Are secrets never should  be told
As I was  young and not too old
I watched her cut her flesh

Not once...Read More
Categories: doberman pinscher, age, family, garden, sad, words,
Form: Dramatic Verse