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Doberman Pinscher Poems - Poems about Doberman Pinscher


The Doberman Pinscher
...A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form: Limerick



Shaggy Dog Limericks Iii
...The Doberman Pinscher A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey The English......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Finger-Wagger
...My Doberman Pinscher won best of show and was strutting around like a peacock. One judge was none too pleased and let me know, while scrutinizing my dog like a hawk. She was a sarcastic......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, 10th grade, animal, dog,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Dog Bark
...I remember walking Through a dark alley Eons ago. All I could hear Was chirping crickets About halfway, my whole body Violently jerked by... Loud, furious barking.... I never saw coming! U......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, dog, sound,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Ode To a Whiny Doberman
...Oh, you funny doggie, with that brown face I adore, why are you now making that sound that I can't ignore? Are you lonely? Are you sad? Are your paw paws feeling sore? No dog whisperer am I, so so......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, dog,
Form: Monorhyme
Oh Charlie, That Spoiled Doberman
...Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog, it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog. A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so hoping to get his way and t......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Whining Doberman
...The Whining Doberman Hey, what you doing looking just at me! You see I'm begging you to play? Look here, my toys are waiting just for us... please throw one, let's have fun today! ......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member King Doberman
...I am king Doberman of my home I stand guard when I am all alone I love my master, he’s the man But I am top dog, king of my land He feeds me kibble and takes me out He says do my business, often......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, animal, dog,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Brown the Doberman
...Laid down dog frown Bedded Brown the doberman Sitting on the bed Growing mad Barking, talking snorting Bowing his head Snarling, barking, grawing What's wrong with him Mouth wide open Poutin......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, allusion, animal, character, dog,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Dippy Doberman
...My Doberman puppy's in trouble He cocked his leg against our kitchen table And I’d only just taken him for walkies where he just sniffed at that manky mutt Mable I’d let my Chester ......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, dog, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Doberman Pinscher
...Hey buddy, this pooch has got a bone to pick with you - You’re in the doghouse and we need to talk this through. So prick up your ears and hear me through to the end - This language barrier needs ......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Dobermans' Can Write - Can'T Talk
..."What we've got here is a very serious language barrier, not mine! Let me introduce myself, I'm Tricky, a Doberman Pinscher and a thoroughbred. My Dad Mick, clever, thinks he can talk to hi......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, pets,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Fireflies
...There were fireflies in the garden As I thought to myself that day About the secrets families hold Are secrets never should be told As I was young and not too old I watched her cut her fle......

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Categories: doberman pinscher, age, family, garden, sad,
Form: Dramatic Verse

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