Diet Poems | Examples

Premium Member Poverty Diet

Need all of the needed vitamin supplements and more,
Because my own diet can nowadays be oh so poor.
But inflation in these days may lead to a civil kind of war.

Restricted Diet

Why must you toast that slice?
You sure don't knead the carbs.
Please put the bread away.
Stick to your diet dear.

       I like rye!
       Dry fresh toast!
       Please don't sigh.
       Pie instead?
       Don't be sly!

glockenspiel and, marimbas

The mole of a substance
Avogadro Constant
Molar mass
borax and colemanite
boron is derived
from these bornite
minerals
volcanic springs
orthoboric acid 
the most important of these is
rasorite
naturally occurrence
from the weathering of
rock material
sourced from
air, soil and water
 mass number of 11 
and containing 5 protons
 and 6 neutrons. 
full-scale fusion
B-111


Premium Member The Tin Pan of Woe

The eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.

Premium Member Diet

on diet again
no more macho muscle men
chewing a slim jim

Fat is Back

What should I do today
Doing everything the same way
Watching too much TV
It’s putting weight on me

Lack of movement causing pain
Knees hurt due to weight gain
My back hurts if I stand to long
Clothes to tight especially my bra

Sweets make my day
Trouble putting them away
No will power to keep at bay
When I walk my body sways

Going to start my diet today
Walk the pounds away
Exercise brings pain
Hope I don’t go insane

Sweat pouring down my face
Trying to run the race
A new life I need to embrace
So I don’t feel disgrace


Premium Member Diet Fads

    Bowl of oatmeal
      squirt of honey
      spoon of jelly
         fills the belly  

    Nothing fancy
    Just the basics
    Diet fads ~
         It will fix

Premium Member SAD: Standard American Diet

gut/brain axis
labour and taxes

bread bred to roll over
feds fed to rule over

you are what you eat
to tender and bleat

Premium Member FRUITY DIET

fulfilling craving plight
festive midst color bright
filled with nutrients delight
fruits along sweet blends aright
flavorful creamy cheesy bite
fun treat toward diet height
finding us thank God* for pleasant sight
feeding well our hearty appetite... 
fruity salad of healthy flight

*1Thessalonians 5:18 18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

December 15, 2024
2nd place, "YOUR CHOICE K" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand; judged on 4/8/2025

My Diet

Okay, I know what you are thinking
I should not even think about it
But damn it looks so good
You know I have been on a diet
Well, I know it too
But I am really hungry
And it looks very very tempting
Maybe just this once I will scarf it down
Just do not look at me like that
After dieting for one day I think I deserve it

© Poem – VIII/XVI/MMXXIV
LRET

Premium Member My Bonfires Strict Paper Diet

I have lit my tenth bonfire
since I retired two months ago
this one is gorgeous like the others
a bit different

she is burning all confidential records
of children with 504 plans at my school
no one needs these copies
and I do not want them falling into the wrong hands

my principal has the originals
and I have uploaded all the 504’s into a computer system
I watch two hundred pages go up in smoke
confident they will remain confidential

the bonfire pops and crackles her appreciation
she loves cardboard and paper the best
I have tried to feed her plastic, but that has a horrific smell
So now I keep her on a strict paper diet

Premium Member A Diet Ditty

No longer will l sin

Treat my temple like a bin

Shoving all and sundry in

So l will bear and grin

Take it on the chin

To be happy in my skin

Be healthy within

No more biscuits from the tin

Against the bulge l will win

Today l will begin 

To do and feel better!

Closing moments of the elcair

A bygone thought
It comes back to
Inspire
It arouses my need
to create and to be
creative
Squatting to do the
Chores of shorter
People
Stretching to do the
work of taller folk
thinking to labor
with scholars
Under thought just to
Understand
resistance training
to bulk up
Feeding the muscle
For endurance
a thought contested
My logic
In the creation of flavor
Might I fine satisfied

Likeded or likened too?exercise

Closing moments of the elcair

A bygone thought
It comes back to
Inspire
It arouses my need
to create and to be
creative
Squatting to do the
Chores of shorter
People
Stretching to do the
work of taller folk
thinking to labor
with scholars
Under thought just to
Understand
resistance training
to bulk up
Feeding the muscle
For endurance
a thought contested
My logic
In the creation of flavor
Might I fine satisfied

Likeded or likened too?exercise

Closing moments of the elcair

A bygone thought
It comes back to
Inspire
It arouses my need
to create and to be
creative
Squatting to do the
Chores of shorter
People
Stretching to do the
work of taller folk
thinking to labor
with scholars
Under thought just to
Understand
resistance training
to bulk up
Feeding the muscle
For endurance
a thought contested
My logic
In the creation of flavor
Might I fine satisfied

Likeded or likened too?exercise

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