Dern Poems - Poems about Dern

...With the hot summer sun beating down, leaving blisters on our necks and back. Walking through those swift murky currents, just you‘n me, and a gunny sack. Dipping our heads below the surface, ......Read the rest...

...Brody McGregor, who’d all of us fig’red fer single, come struttin’ into the pub, all slickered up like a man fit to bury…an’ fairly well knowed fer ‘is smile - Strolled to the bar like a man on a ......Read the rest...

...This redneck is fixin' to go dancin' You reckon we get gussied up and go? I'll be a high flutin' and a prancin' Is the honky-tonk puttin' on a show? Shall I wear my fanciest clod hoppers? Shal......Read the rest...

...Come Dance "Come dance with me", she said and smiled And he fell off his chair. He blushed and rose and all the while He couldn't help but stare. Prettiest thing he'd ever saw Was askin' ......Read the rest...

...It sucks sometime not having people on the same wave length as you Page as you Daze craze captivating sensitity too It really does when it seems it's only you Who knew The time would come and st......Read the rest...

...Just because there was a limited access to truth Does not mean there was an interruption declaring my love for you I have had all the opportunity in the world to express myself Self just got in th......Read the rest...

...Cnt think ov anythng other than u cnt stop smiln whn yo name z talkd ov uve managed to get thru me ,all wories turnd of u hve cleand dat melancholy on ma mind mde m show u, parts i hide e most a......Read the rest...

...Mary, Mary Mary, Mary, where yall be Behind the shed I see Sitting on a bucket Two shakes and blow Snakes eyes rolls Mary, Mary, where yall be Gosh darn, dang it Wrestling with Billy ov......Read the rest...

...Alice had many friends, seems quite a few others have fallen down the rabbit's hole. Janet appears often at the foot of the mushroom arguing with the Caterpillar. Rubbing her legs tired from dream r......Read the rest...

...Ben raised up a dern disappointment, Daddy, well, he wanted a boy. Wasn’t nothing under the bleeding red sun Ma could do but keep on a tryin’ Ya’siree, she was one branded filly and dern iffin that f......Read the rest...

...Ya know whuuut? E’en when Iiiii’m dawunk I aam steel a gud po’et, An if this dern puter keybroad wud stop mov’n in curcles, I cud e’en show it. In…in…intoxication dun mmm’pair me none; I......Read the rest...

...“I’m gonna get a beebee gun ya dern critters and shoot yer I’s out.” “That’s right purty ladies grip yer hips, shut yer lips and leave the page.” “I seen them I’s. All those ego tis tical bloody I’......Read the rest...

...T hey’d aughta not called nookie H eaven’s blessed cookie... E ither burd or bee, cause neither's a lookie! B urds well der feathered, not like me? I n da interest of clarity, I’m certainly NO......Read the rest...

...I’m just a used-to-be cowboy With one boot in the ol’ cow pie— I used to be quite the young gent; Now I just wait around to die. Oh, you know you’re getting’ dern old When your knees creak lik......Read the rest...

...Why is sweetness a target for the buggiest frights? Sweets do attract the sweet but honey can come with a sting. You see, the dern ants are in the honey jar so I had to throw out the thing! Wh......Read the rest...