Step Away From the Page!

“I’m gonna get a beebee gun ya dern critters and shoot yer I’s out.”
“That’s right purty ladies grip yer hips, shut yer lips and leave the page.”
“I seen them I’s. All those ego tis tical bloody I’s!”
“Now who the dern hell else would it be, I wonder?”
“Step away from THAT page tiny Mildred!”
“That’s right, that’s it, dang it, all those dern that’s are giving me a fit.”
Calm down Dad. I think ya’s been a eatin too much alphabet soup?
“Well, I never.” “Aye, aye, I aye, in China they do……..”
“DADDY!”  “Sister grab the beebees. Dad’s trying ta load
 and Bitsy’s wrrrittting!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/21/2010 11:56:00 AM
Hi Deborah: Great poem, How are you today thank you for your help. I am also a graphic, just finished the art for the cover of my Poetry book mopving quickly along to completion. Many Thanks Gloria
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:28:00 AM
Duh.....I think I got it this time...(no guanteeeeeeeeee ....tee hee however) LOL !! Okay...now I've really gotta go !! Have a great weekend!!!
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Date: 8/20/2010 7:53:00 AM
You are so funny!!! At least when you teach...you make us laugh at the same time! (wish some of my old teachers had done that!!) Ps...I removed my "It" from my poem entry...but not sure what you meant by adding poetic devises at the bottom of my poem. I'm leaving for a few days, so If if didn't get it right before I go...that's okay...win some...lose some...but I'm learning as I go !!! :)
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Date: 8/20/2010 12:03:00 AM
HAHAHA! Humorous indeed, this poem excites me for the future. Excites me for a family of my own. Love, Sami.
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Date: 8/19/2010 5:32:00 PM
funnily strange...enjoyed!
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Date: 8/19/2010 4:51:00 PM
Interesting..Sara
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Date: 8/19/2010 4:47:00 PM
Like the hillbilly tone to this poem, Deborah. You work well in this dialect. Funny poem! Enjoyed. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/19/2010 4:39:00 PM
A WoNDERFUL PoEM 2 READ, tAKE CARE & ENJOY YoUR SELF*luv~SKAT
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