In Days of Yore, He'd Snore
In days of yore
her husband snored
Her nightly grief
knew no relief
But then by chance
she learned to pole-dance
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Categories:
days of yore, dance, humor, husband, sleep,
Form: Light Verse
Categories:
days of yore, feelings,
Form: Free verse
In Days of Yore
In days of yore a lady's heart was won
Through chivalry and deeds of derring-do.
If swain proved false, she'd bid the knave be gone,
Adjust her cap and look for someone new.
By age fifteen a maid was in her prime,
Her window for a spouse a narrow slit.
She could not pule and pine for love sublime,
And oft as
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Categories:
days of yore, humor,
Form: Sonnet
From Days of Yore
From days of yore, from ancient times long before,
were prophets, and bards and sages;
these men of lore, who wrote of fate and more,
were scribes of the scroll of ages.
Today we know, from what the documents show,
that these men were highly
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Categories:
days of yore, fate, history, men, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Telescope Peering Into Days of Yore
A bundle from the past -
the 1930’s and ‘40’s.
A wisp of his breath…I’m breathless.
Did he know his love story would last?
1941 envelope -
my fingers glide over the sleeve.
I tenderly take out the note,
the sweet poetry…telescope
peering into the days of yore.
Grandpa won his sweetheart with words:
“From a worthless bum,” a treasure,
Grandma and their progeny adore.
Love poems,
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Categories:
days of yore, people, words,
Form: Rhyme
Dark Days of Yore
Dark Days of Yore
Knew No day should be evil
Only people dwelling therein
In its steep lights are casting
Dark spell and curses upon it
The warlock is out loose in wild
Bringing back the dark old days
More than evil we've once known
Lurking in the faraway woods
Cursed land of the abhorred
Left to the mutant
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Categories:
days of yore, anxiety, dark, evil,
Form: Free verse
Days of Yore
Think back, way back
to days of yore
The simplest things today
were such demanding chores
Bake bread from scratch
Slaughter a chicken
Salt it and drain the blood
Fetch the well-water
Trudge through rain and mud
Sew and knit all your clothes
Cut the firewood and keep it lit
Wash and press laundry by hand
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Categories:
days of yore, farm, life, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
The Days of Yore
In the days of yore, our hearts bore;
the burdens of that heavy laden heart.
Now, for His love, our hearts are joyful all the day.
It making merriment with play because of "Jesus."
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Categories:
days of yore, appreciation, bible, christian, god,
Form: Free verse
Tubby Girl Remembers the Glory Days of Yore
I used to sashay into a room
And see all the guys just stare
Now when I waddle in a room
I get cuddled like a bear
I reveled in the very fact
That I was just sizzling hot
Now I feel rather lukewarm
Marilyn Monroe I am NOT!
I used to have a tiny waist
That accentuated my breast
Now there are lots
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Categories:
days of yore, funny, woman,
Form: Quatrain