Dafter Poems - Poems about Dafter

...Meandering meadows broken by a tossing garbling brook…boulders embossing...marbling and moss flossing Awoken whispers spoken..cantankerous coughing eddy wheezes..then a curmudgeonly icy mirror hus......

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... Bored of deplored Hordes of frauds On abhorred company boards Who applaud flawed Seats stored…for cheats Apply or buy on the fly Enjoy till they die Getting podgy..bet......

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...Whereas and wherefore hence and hereafter An idle balloon sits high in the rafters It’s hard to decide which one is dafter The one who just bought it or the “arts” crafter the media just primps......

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...I once spied a bold mouse with the hat is there anything dafter than that at this sought after headgear they’ll chase on their crown crown it would seem out of place in some way it was strange a......

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...I went to the butchers to get me some fish I asked for some haddock to bake in a dish The butcher said, “Sir, if it’s fish that you’re after, You’ve picked the wrong place and you couldn’t pick da......

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...You have the power to crush me Did you think idle threats would push me To the brink If defeat is what you are after To underestimate couldn't be dafter Stop to think You crossed the borde......

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...Kirk's reply was tacit: Still his points 'Explicit': "Don't try the opposite Once more a plebiscite..." A plebiscite most fit: Plebiscite that flaws bit; On paper clearly writ Flashing frank ......

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...You are now about to witness my lack of street knowledge Straight outta lockdown, lazy brother named THE DUDE Formed a gang called diggers With Altitudes Work is called off, I got a paid off Str......

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...The clothes pile has started to form itself into a grotesque man The bedroom door will no longer open due to the heavy garbage can The stench of the dirty dishes is annoying to say the least. To g......

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...What if God isn't a he or a she but a he she eating quiche in a teepee with a toupee in the company of a grumpy hippy seeking to unleash a fart storm our way solar gusts of gigantic proportion......

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...A Willowy wisp of nights dark scent My Rose colored glasses have loss their tint Love came and I wish I could say has went But loves not like that no matter it's intent It came and brought me s......

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...Cackle, Chortle, Chuckle with glee, Crack-up with crowing, and giggle "tee hee", Hilarity, merriment, rejoice with a roar, Shrieking, sniggering, Cheering, Guffaw "Hi-di-Hi", har-de-har, Snort......

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...She’s always very clean and neat With chocolate, sweets and other treats When mummy says no, nanny wins Like when we want to do baking Peek-a-boo to nursery rhymes Mischief making, pull faces ti......

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...You are the one I have long waited for The one who filled with love this empty heart Who gave me meaning and courage once more To follow life’s hazardous unmarked chart And salvage dreams......

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...Detective Fred he said: Tell me Darren, tell me son, you understand the deed you done, you killed a man and fled the scene like a snoop **** dog with it’s tail between. Dozy Darren, he replied: ......

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