Dafter Poems - Poems about Dafter

Billionaires hunker down in their Queenstown bunker lairs

...
Let’s pester Uncle Fester

After dafter Luxon 

Pushed the button

Welcomed every glutton

To the isles of mutton


Theme of the meme

Team New Zealand 

It does seem

No longer a
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Majesty of Spring’s Tapestry

...Meandering meadows broken by a tossing garbling brook…boulders embossing...marbling and moss flossing

Awoken whispers spoken..cantankerous coughing eddy wheezes..then a curmudgeonly icy mirror hus...

The House of Lords

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Bored of deplored 

Hordes of frauds

On abhorred company boards

Who applaud flawed

Seats stored…for cheats

Apply or buy on the fly

Enjoy till they die


Getting podgy..bet...

political ruminations

...Whereas and wherefore hence and hereafter
An idle balloon sits high in the rafters
It’s hard to decide which one is dafter
The one who just bought it or the “arts” crafter

the media just primps...

The Mouse with the Hat

...I once spied a bold mouse with the hat 
is there anything dafter than that
at this sought after headgear they’ll chase
on their crown crown it would seem out of place
in some way it was strange a...

Surf and Turf

...I went to the butchers to get me some fish
I asked for some haddock to bake in a dish
The butcher said, “Sir, if it’s fish that you’re after,
You’ve picked the wrong place and you couldn’t pick da...

World War 3 Poetry Contest

...You have the power to crush me
Did you think idle threats would push me
To the brink

If defeat is what you are after
To underestimate couldn't be dafter
Stop to think	

You crossed the borde...

Once More Plebiscite

...Kirk's reply was tacit:
Still his points 'Explicit':
"Don't try the opposite 
Once more a plebiscite..."
A plebiscite most fit:
Plebiscite that flaws bit;
On paper clearly writ
Flashing frank ...

Straight Outta Lockdown

...You are now about to witness my lack of street knowledge
Straight outta lockdown,
lazy brother named THE DUDE
Formed a gang called diggers With Altitudes
Work is called off, I got a paid off
Str...

I Never Wanted To Grow Up

...The clothes pile has started to form itself into a grotesque man
The bedroom door will no longer open due to the heavy garbage can
The stench of the dirty dishes is annoying to say the least.
To g...

God Is a He She

...What if God isn't a he or a she but a he she
eating quiche in a teepee with a toupee 
in the company of a grumpy hippy
seeking to unleash a fart storm our way

solar gusts of gigantic proportion...

A Willowy Wisp

...A Willowy wisp of nights dark scent
My Rose colored glasses have loss their tint
Love came and I wish I could say has went
But loves not like that no matter it's intent

It came and brought me s...

Laughter On a 125

...Cackle, Chortle, Chuckle with glee,
Crack-up with crowing, and giggle "tee hee",
Hilarity, merriment, rejoice with a roar,
Shrieking, sniggering, Cheering, Guffaw

"Hi-di-Hi", har-de-har,
Snort...

Our Nan

...She’s always very clean and neat
With chocolate, sweets and other treats
When mummy says no, nanny wins
Like when we want to do baking
Peek-a-boo to nursery rhymes
Mischief making, pull faces ti...

You Are the One

...You are the one I have long waited for
The one who filled with love this empty heart
Who gave me meaning and courage once more
To follow life’s hazardous unmarked chart
And salvage dreams...

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