So who are the Has Beens ?


Appalling.. hard not to diss the taking the piss

No not talking about the corking bliss of Travis  

Bazball calling card just a scarred hubris abyss


Head’s rabid ripsnorter slaughter so rapid

Livid our boys stupid not vivid instead vapid


Fan fury wishing they will stop fishing

Hack jury dishing out flak still swishing 


Go toe to toe with our oldest coldest foe

Blow by blow new low ego the worst woe


Wickets in a row..have a go free flow they all crow

Forget every aficionado all about Bazball bravado

Can hear them say no other way to play we know


Can’t teach reach each puppet that Mac did bestow 

Beseech after another breach it’s the Muppet show


Boycott & Vaughan did warn along with many ex baggie greens

After the laughter at rafter of dafter scenes…still chill your beans

Really.. Stokes bespoke blokes choked were smoked...“Has Beens”!
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