Custard Poems | Examples

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Premium Member CUSTARD

        Creamy, cooked with condensed milk 
        Ultra- chocolate coating
        Sweet palatable sauce 
        Too tasty tempting tongue- smoother.
        Added with my favorite flavour vanilla
        Roasted nuts to be powdered to get mixed.
        Delicious digestive dessert

Premium Member Custard Secret, A Secret Remade

A gift from God, using what's discarded is unshared.
Belém monks kept their ancient tart recipe secret.
Spun from eggs yolks that they once discarded.
Their heavenly baked tarts were so truly unique.
That the monks became rich, when their formula was sold.

Bakers down-under, now sell their own baked tartlets.
Made with a process they too will never reveal.
Curling yellow curds; they make their fame and fortune.
With a unique secret process only the family knows,
Passed down from father to son, in the old ways.

Premium Member The Rue in a Baked Custard Tartlet

monks once used egg whites
to starch their habits crisp clean
dumping yellow yolks ~
but a waste not want not pledge
inspired a baked custard tart

in an act of grace
their heavenly recipe
was kept secret sold


Diddly Dole - Nonsense Poetry

diddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl

diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!

Ye Olde Custard Tale - Nonsense Poetry

dessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen

dessert door dessert door
to a room of pudding galore
the king in his undies
snuck in there one night
. . . and
then went again
for some more

Premium Member Custard

Custard and cold jelly
Creamy rich and delish
Coating a fruit pie dish.
Cornflour, sugar, egg, milk, 
Cream, vanilla, heat, mix. 
Chilled inside a cold fridge;
Cold pie thrown by a clown.

 
            24.08.21


Mustard, Pepper and Custard

If you're harried, befuddled and flustered.
And your life tastes of pepper and mustard.
Don't abandon the field,
and remain even-keeled.
You will soon get a spoonful of custard.

Premium Member A Boy's Torment - the Villanelle of Ice Cream His Mama Wants Him To Eat Frozen Custard

A Boy's Torment - The Villanelle Of Ice Cream His Mama Wants Him to Eat Frozen Custard

the boy couldn't stop thinking about the ice cream
It was just so frozen and sticky, yum
But he could never forget the dream

That morning, the boy was shocked by mom stream
He had to calm himself with a lickey
the boy couldn't stop thinking about the ice cream

Mom, stead offered frozen custard seam (yucky)
He tried to focus on popsicle
But he could never forget the dream

A girl tried to distract him with a regime
Said his mind had become too picky
the boy couldn't stop thinking about the ice cream

the boy took action like a daydream
The ice cream was becoming too tricky
But he could never forget the dream

boy nosedived like a sticky ream
His mind became dangerously kicky
the boy couldn't stop thinking about the ice cream
But he could never forget the dream

8/4/19
written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©

Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard
A delicacy and delight
Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly
Sounds disgusting and contrite
I’m partial to Bat wing stew
Though not to the taste of all
But as for Squid legs soup
Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl

Would That Be a Chicken With Custard Or Cream and In Hexagonal Or Circular Form

A slice of is figment is not stone carved melon nor mould of moon cake nor is it moaning marbles moving momentously. It is fascinating to note that steam rolling over headlines using big heavy wheels can induce a certain amount of jelly, carbonated drinks, hexagonal fishcakes, and seaweed to jump from the cupboard climb out of packets and sing very loudly in simultaneous song. The voice of a vortex is a visionary visualising vivarium vicariously vibrating vocabulary. And all the while the little letters let linking lemurs laugh. Lemurs laugh lovingly and love is not an itemised bill with googly eyes nor is it a meter reading a tome. So all hail in a pail for a puffing puffin is chewing on a boiled sweet today. Hahaha millionaire millipede moving many mice. Hahaha a pair of eagle faces in skintight shirts prancing. Xxxxx synchronisation z z z z z at seven thirty six a m on a dusty humid track of a bathroom floor with no b side eclipse effect. Z

The Combustion of Clapping Custard Covers Carpets

A fragrant vagrant isn't a bad thing it is wise to fill a dolly bag with silver coins. Drooping dressing doopy doggy draperies draped. Cabal cable carnage. How not so idyllic. And a two ton carriage of bees could never really do the twisting dance at a disco. Such is the heavyweight marathon. Stomp swim. Stomp stamp. Wow. Naivety varies amongst tidally adjusted soldier fauna. And be very wary of verification in a smoking tent. Tuna bubbles in a sandstone kebab. The all knowing grape warbles a systematic song of carbon brushes. Oh how the cushion swings with delight. An opposite apothecary of courteous van's. Archaically archived histories are unjustified in tones but mutational racks of fleas can form fresh ground and a format is neither a rock or a deity so therefore skip over fifty nine petals with agility. Erotically placed erosion of a salad dish with slippery large leaf legs. Hahahaha. Dreamy dandelions dangling doves. Clapping custard covering carpets. Xxxx combustion xxxx hahah xxxx

Custard In My Hair

I 
now
know that 
sawing a hole 
into the bottom of
a table to try and steal 
someone’s cake is so much 
harder than it looks in the cartoons

Bastard Custard

She mastered a bastard custard 
His husband was a bit flustered
He invited friends 
And forgot his lens 
He saw a plateful of mustard

Premium Member The Custard

Let me tell you a short story
A tale of long ago
When mother was a teenage bride
One who loved her man so

His mother always made dessert
Different everyday
Mother wanted to please her man
That she did in all ways

Mother decided to make a pie
Simple egg custard
She had all the ingredients
For this she's not flustered

She went to work stirring the mix
Then popped in the oven
They would eat like the very rich
Food for a whole dozen

When done it was loose and runny
A great disappointment
Mom threw it fast under the house  
A very sad moment

Young ladies don't give up or despair
If you make a mistake
For my mother turned out to be 
Sought after for her cakes

Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Sponsor: Sheri Fresonke Harper
Contest: Plentitude of Pies
Theme: Pies

Custard

Today I had some custard
But it didn't cut the mustard
Though I really thought that it would be the best.
Guess you can't make an assumption
Based on ice-cream loving gumption
That what looks impressive must leave you impressed.

So the next time I'll be cautious;
Though this didn't make me nauseous,
It was mediocre and not up to snuff.
A prediction's surely wasted
'Cause until your tongue has tasted
All that other information's not enough.

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