Custard Poems - Poems about Custard

diddly dole diddly dole a goblin ate the custard from the trifle bowl diddly dole diddly dole another ate the jelly and the trifle – stole! ...

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dessert door dessert door opens to custard and cream but jester broke in with bells and a spoon . . . and off with his head! said the queen dessert door dessert door to a room of pudding galore the king in his undies snuck in there one night . . . and then went again for some more ...

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Custard and cold jelly Creamy rich and delish Coating a fruit pie dish. Cornflour, sugar, egg, milk, Cream, vanilla, heat, mix. Chilled inside a cold fridge; Cold pie thrown by a clown. 24.08.21...

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I look at the green crocodile balls placed in handcrafted bamboo basket They look ripe and tempting. The snake skinned vendor looks at me with hopeful eyes His turtle legs skin with every vein visible is a testimony of many days of hunger He wears a wrinkled robe of silk over them His brahminy blindsnake skin glistens in...

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If you're harried, befuddled and flustered. And your life tastes of pepper and mustard. Don't abandon the field, and remain even-keeled. You will soon get a spoonful of custard....

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A Boy's Torment - The Villanelle Of Ice Cream His Mama Wants Him to Eat Frozen Custard the boy couldn't stop thinking about the ice cream It was just so frozen and sticky, yum But he could never forget the dream That morning, the boy was shocked by mom stream He had to calm himself with a lickey the boy couldn't...

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Prawn and Winkle Custard Prawn and Winkle Custard A delicacy and delight Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly Sounds disgusting and contrite I’m partial to Bat wing stew Though not to the taste of all But as for Squid legs soup Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl...

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A slice of is figment is not stone carved melon nor mould of moon cake nor is it moaning marbles moving momentously. It is fascinating to note that steam rolling over headlines using big heavy wheels can induce a certain amount of jelly, carbonated drinks, hexagonal fishcakes, and seaweed to jump from the cupboard climb...

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A fragrant vagrant isn't a bad thing it is wise to fill a dolly bag with silver coins. Drooping dressing doopy doggy draperies draped. Cabal cable carnage. How not so idyllic. And a two ton carriage of bees could never really do the twisting dance at a disco. Such is the heavyweight marathon. Stomp swim....

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I now know that sawing a hole into the bottom of a table to try and steal someone’s cake is so much harder than it looks in the cartoons...

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She mastered a bastard custard His husband was a bit flustered He invited friends And forgot his lens He saw a plateful of mustard...

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Let me tell you a short story A tale of long ago When mother was a teenage bride One who loved her man so His mother always made dessert Different everyday Mother wanted to please her man That she did in all ways Mother decided to make a pie Simple egg custard She had all the ingredients For this she's not flustered She went to work stirring...

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Today I had some custard But it didn't cut the mustard Though I really thought that it would be the best. Guess you can't make an assumption Based on ice-cream loving gumption That what looks impressive must leave you impressed. So the next time I'll be cautious; Though this didn't make me nauseous, It was mediocre and not up to snuff. A prediction's surely...

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Dad was digging in the garden When he struck a custard well Mum was none too happy By her phizog you could tell We watched the plume of custard As it rose into the sky Dad said “It’s bloomin’ lovely We can have that with some pie Mum was still unhappy “This has ruined my best dress You can both get out there later And...

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