Short Custard Poems

Ketchup or mustard
Which would you bread with custard
For breakfast in bed...

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A crab & gruyere tarlet
moroccan spiced pie
treacle & coconut tart
a yorkshire curd tart
jam roly-poly
custard &
cream!...

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mussels,dill & aquavit
white truffle custard
and black truffle ragout
salted caramel
mascarpone sorbet
different
choice!...

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Pheasant egg in celery sauce
Pamesan custard
Suet crusted lamb pudding
Herby sage rosti
Apple and cider
Jelly tart
Smart !...

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Buttery asparagus
beef served on the bone
skate with caper mayonnaise
mutton chop curry
rhubarb and custard
From days gone
By !...

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Figs poached in massala wine
Proper custard with
Cherry bakewell financiers
rose-water meringues
a plum eton mess
cordial
Cool !...

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She mastered a bastard custard 
His husband was a bit flustered
He invited friends 
And forgot his lens 
He saw a plateful of mustard...

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Cyril the short-sighted cook,
Misread the recipe book,
It said add custard
But he instead added mustard,
The hot dessert made everyone crook....

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diddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl

diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!



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Oh Dear, what can the matter be
Somebody chain-sawed down, my beloved apple tree
There will be no apple pie now,  for our tea
Its just custard for you and me...

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I 
now
know that 
sawing a hole 
into the bottom of
a table to try and steal 
someone’s cake is so much 
harder than it looks in the cartoons...

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Fresh golden lemon custard
Beaten egg meringue
displayed on a chocolate bed
butter-flaked crisp crust
Lemon wheels atop
Cherry hat
Joy!

...

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Plump shiny cooking apples
     Stewed –utter  delight
  cinamon spice, smells so nice
     pastry butter kissed
         smothered in custard
              smack those lips
                    Yum....

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Grace
like custard
deep, rich, thick.
obedience
 step by painful step
a trail of blood and tears.
breathing in daily His reality
the only thing worth knowing-
He is good.
Graced
over and over....

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A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
    for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'

  It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
    and even on desserts, it can outduel custard...

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When cooking some stewed plums and custard
Distracted,  I ended up flustered
They tasted so weird
and sadly I feared
I’d added a dollop of mustard!

Fiction write!!

02/01/18...

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A slice of nothing
sat upon the plate
nonconsistent custard dribbled
down its sides
Fudge cake black
Splintered chocolate stars
scattered inside
with a spoon
that thinks it me
kisses as it cuts
enjoy...

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A Custard Cream
was not your dream
meal for a first date.

You called me mean,
but if I'd been,
I'd have baked 
an 'After Eight!'

From 'Your Sax Is On Fire' - George Stanworth

www.georgestanworth.co.uk...

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If you're harried, befuddled and flustered.
And your life tastes of pepper and mustard.
Don't abandon the field,
and remain even-keeled.
You will soon get a spoonful of custard....

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Custard and cold jelly
Creamy rich and delish
Coating a fruit pie dish.
Cornflour, sugar, egg, milk, 
Cream, vanilla, heat, mix. 
Chilled inside a cold fridge;
Cold pie thrown by a clown.

 
            24.08.21...

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Listen to poem:

In
July
Down under
It's frigid cold
It's time for Christmas
To enjoy hot turkey
Hot plum pudding with custard
Baked veggies drizzled with gravy
A gathering of family friends
Who just love the excuse for a party!
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Have a Very Foodie Christmas Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich


Each Christmas scooped a punch
Egg milk, cream, and brandy
Enriched with vanilla 
Enhanced with cinnamon 
Ever so a custard
Enjoy it spiked or free
Every sip a classic...

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Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard
A delicacy and delight
Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly
Sounds disgusting and contrite
I’m partial to Bat wing stew
Though not to the taste of all
But as for Squid legs soup
Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl...

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Collection of desserts... 
Custard payasam cups 
Cranberry walnut cake 
Cheesecake cherry cookies
Cinnamon cannolis
Caramel pecan pie
Christ's birth we celebrate

December 14, 2016

My Merry Christmas Pleiades Party Poetry Contest
Sponsor Andrea Dietrich...

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Some people are weird, silly and fat.
You can’t eat jokes,
And we want tears of laughter not sadness.
Days gone by I was always laughing.
Slapstick and custard pies.
A stitch in time saves nine when laughing out loud,
and boys will be boys for crying out loud....

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