Short Custard Poems

Short Custard Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Custard by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Custard by length and keyword.


Premium Member Pining For Pastries

A crab & gruyere tarlet
moroccan spiced pie
treacle & coconut tart
a yorkshire curd tart
jam roly-poly
custard &
cream!
Form: Epulaeryu


Premium Member Eh Viola

mussels,dill & aquavit
white truffle custard
and black truffle ragout
salted caramel
mascarpone sorbet
different
choice!
Form: Epulaeryu

Premium Member Upper Crust

Pheasant egg in celery sauce
Pamesan custard
Suet crusted lamb pudding
Herby sage rosti
Apple and cider
Jelly tart
Smart !
Form: Epulaeryu

Premium Member The Way We Were

Buttery asparagus
beef served on the bone
skate with caper mayonnaise
mutton chop curry
rhubarb and custard
From days gone
By !
Form: Epulaeryu

Premium Member So Long ,Sweet Summer

Figs poached in massala wine
Proper custard with
Cherry bakewell financiers
rose-water meringues
a plum eton mess
cordial
Cool !
Form: Epulaeryu


Bastard Custard

She mastered a bastard custard 
His husband was a bit flustered
He invited friends 
And forgot his lens 
He saw a plateful of mustard
fun
Form: Limerick

Hot Dessert

Cyril the short-sighted cook,
Misread the recipe book,
It said add custard
But he instead added mustard,
The hot dessert made everyone crook.
Form: Limerick

Diddly Dole - Nonsense Poetry

diddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl

diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!

Oh Dear

Oh Dear, what can the matter be
Somebody chain-sawed down, my beloved apple tree
There will be no apple pie now,  for our tea
Its just custard for you and me
© John Scott  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Custard In My Hair

I now know that sawing a hole into the bottom of a table to try and steal someone’s cake is so much harder than it looks in the cartoons
Form: Shape

Premium Member Cocoa Lemon Meringue

Fresh golden lemon custard Beaten egg meringue displayed on a chocolate bed butter-flaked crisp crust Lemon wheels atop Cherry hat Joy!
Form: Epulaeryu

German Apple Strudel

Plump shiny cooking apples
     Stewed –utter  delight
  cinamon spice, smells so nice
     pastry butter kissed
         smothered in custard
              smack those lips
                    Yum.
Form: Epulaeryu

Graced Ii

Grace
like custard
deep, rich, thick.
obedience
 step by painful step
a trail of blood and tears.
breathing in daily His reality
the only thing worth knowing-
He is good.
Graced
over and over.
© Jay Lo  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member A Mayo Clinic

A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
    for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'

  It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
    and even on desserts, it can outduel custard
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Hot Stuff In the Kitchen - Cooking Disaster

When cooking some stewed plums and custard Distracted, I ended up flustered They tasted so weird and sadly I feared I’d added a dollop of mustard! Fiction write!! 02/01/18
Form: Limerick

Past the Try

A slice of nothing
sat upon the plate
nonconsistent custard dribbled
down its sides
Fudge cake black
Splintered chocolate stars
scattered inside
with a spoon
that thinks it me
kisses as it cuts
enjoy

I'M Not Gordon Ramsay You Know

A Custard Cream
was not your dream
meal for a first date.

You called me mean,
but if I'd been,
I'd have baked 
an 'After Eight!'

From 'Your Sax Is On Fire' - George Stanworth

www.georgestanworth.co.uk
Form: Rhyme

Mustard, Pepper and Custard

If you're harried, befuddled and flustered. And your life tastes of pepper and mustard. Don't abandon the field, and remain even-keeled. You will soon get a spoonful of custard.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Rue in a Baked Custard Tartlet

monks once used egg whites
to starch their habits crisp clean
dumping yellow yolks ~
but a waste not want not pledge
inspired a baked custard tart

in an act of grace
their heavenly recipe
was kept secret sold
Form: Other

Premium Member Custard

Custard and cold jelly
Creamy rich and delish
Coating a fruit pie dish.
Cornflour, sugar, egg, milk, 
Cream, vanilla, heat, mix. 
Chilled inside a cold fridge;
Cold pie thrown by a clown.

 
            24.08.21
Form: Pleiades

Plastic

Fireworks are candy.
Limes are harsh custard.
Burnt out.
Jellyfish don’t float, they sail.
Imagine if jellyfish were dead.
Spiraling.
I have nowhere.
Neuroplastic as an ever changing billboard.
Everyone looks before they crash.

Premium Member Christmas In July

Listen to poem:
In July Down under It's frigid cold It's time for Christmas To enjoy hot turkey Hot plum pudding with custard Baked veggies drizzled with gravy A gathering of family friends Who just love the excuse for a party!
Form: Etheree

Premium Member Eggnog

Have a Very Foodie Christmas Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich


Each Christmas scooped a punch
Egg milk, cream, and brandy
Enriched with vanilla 
Enhanced with cinnamon 
Ever so a custard
Enjoy it spiked or free
Every sip a classic
Form: Pleiades

Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard
A delicacy and delight
Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly
Sounds disgusting and contrite
I’m partial to Bat wing stew
Though not to the taste of all
But as for Squid legs soup
Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl
© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Christmas

Collection of desserts... 
Custard payasam cups 
Cranberry walnut cake 
Cheesecake cherry cookies
Cinnamon cannolis
Caramel pecan pie
Christ's birth we celebrate

December 14, 2016

My Merry Christmas Pleiades Party Poetry Contest
Sponsor Andrea Dietrich
Form: Verse

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