Short Cracks Me Up Poems

Eating three eggs a day cracks me up
It scrambles my brain, like Benedict's butt
If egg foo young
Then over-easy my son
That's it eggactly, we should omelet it or cluck...

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egg to
bacon....
housewife cracks me up    


I had to share this. I was cracking eggs to do western style scrambled eggs yesterday and this thought hit me. LOL.....

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National Nut Day is Oct twenty-two.

   My favorites are almond and cashew.

      But all nuts don't grow on trees.

         Two nuts who are really sleaze,

            Are Trump and Clinton, both cracked, in my view!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Jessica is my bestest friend.
She's here for me 'til the end.

Her laugh always cracks me up. 
When i talk she doesn't interrupt.

She lost her voice the other day. 
At my house she is supposed to stay.

This poem is finally through .
I hope you find a best friend to. 


By: Cherica Eckiwaudah...

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She tells it like it is
And it cracks me up
She lives modestly but
Her laugh is like big bucks

Her truth is like mine
But I don't have the courage
To say it

She doesn't give a heck
And she doesn't understand her
Wit

We talk and laugh for hours
On end because that's my girl
She's a dear friend...

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Life cracks me up 
Throwing bricks at my face
Dodging them through the paths of the wilderness
Where the water buffalo roam
Strangers make accusations
or peek into business
Where eyes will be destroyed for piercing through sharp glass
Note to self don't ever look back
Keep pushing through raging waters
Breaking the strong current apart
To the point where grace returns to spark your enlightened poetic heart...

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new dog on the porch
our pet cat at the window
shrieks like a banshee

Indignation hair-raisingly sounded
when our “queen” cat was more than astounded
by the new pet Dad brought
to the house. Cat wailed “NOT
on MY watch.” Then that poor dog she hounded.

our cat’s hissy fit goes down as the worst in her catdom’s hiss-tory.


Jan. 25, 2022
For Charles Messina's Charlie Hai-Lim-Ku Poetry Contest

(inspired by a YouTube Video I saw on FB. it just cracks me up)...

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You my child mean the world

to me, because you are my world.

I am so proud of you,

my little boy.

To see your precious smile,

melts my dear heart.

Those bright blue eyes

sparkle so.

The way you wrinkle

up your little nose as I

speak with you

cracks me up to

no end.

You will break a lot

of little girls hearts

before your'r through.

Each day am loving you

just a little more,

becoming more proud

to be your Grandpa.

written 4-17-17...

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