National Nut Day Cracks Me Up

National Nut Day is Oct twenty-two.

   My favorites are almond and cashew.

      But all nuts don't grow on trees.

         Two nuts who are really sleaze,

            Are Trump and Clinton, both cracked, in my view!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Laurie Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 8:56 PM
G'day Bob … I certainly grinned with this limerick. What a great pair of comedians they are. Out of 330 odd millions, how did those two rise to the top! Beats me - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
October 31, 2016 at 6:35 PM
FOR SURE!!! good one, Robert.
Onclaud Avatar
October 16, 2016 at 8:00 PM
bob, your funny bone sticks out again... lol, i just wonder if there'll be a circus next month!.. huggs to you!
Allison Avatar
October 16, 2016 at 2:15 PM
ha ha ha this is hilarious Bob:-) hugs jan xx
Hinshaw Avatar
October 16, 2016 at 3:39 PM
Thx Jan - happy you enjoyed it. Best on you - bob h
Turner Avatar
October 16, 2016 at 2:08 PM
Very funny, Mr Bob. I love it!
Smith Avatar
October 16, 2016 at 1:05 PM
Haha ...They sure are Bob
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