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Premium Member New Zealand
I do my best to heal
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Categories: cracks me up, fun, health,
Form: Free verse



Pull of a Finger
One of my favorite things about you is your smile
But you rob me of it by trying to keep it hid
By covering it up
By trying to refrain
Just seeing you TRY to refrain cracks me up
Seeing...

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Categories: cracks me up, funny, happinessme, me, smile,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Why Does He Allow This Or That
It cracks me up, when I hear, people say, why does God allow things to go a certain way. Could it be, because we don't live for, and respect His gift of today? We pay...

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Categories: cracks me up, fishing,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wilde Oscar
“Some cause happiness wherever they go
Others whenever they go”
One of Oscar Wilde's famous quotes
Would have been a great man to know

“Always forgive your enemies
Nothing annoys them so much”
Another gem from this famous fellow
As a humorist...

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Categories: cracks me up, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Butterflies of Fear
Being a child of addiction,
Not much you can do,
Cant anger the beast,
Don't want the object they hit to be you

Constant stir in my stomach,
Butterflies of fear cry,
Gotta turn up the music,
Otherwise my spirit might die

Friends...

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Categories: cracks me up, depression, father, fear, growing up, people, sad,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Valentines Shmalentine
I'm indulging myself by re-posting this poem from 2017
because it cracks me up and I thought we might laugh together


Oh, no, he best not patronize me on Valentines.
If I must dramatize appreciation, I shall agonize.

Each...

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Categories: cracks me up, anger, chocolate, emotions, fun, happiness, silly, valentines
Form: Rhyme
The Onion
Satire is a tricky thing
And won’t appeal to half
Of its potential readers, 
But the other half will laugh.

The Onion is satirical
And I’m, for sure, a fan,
For it pokes fun of politics 
(At least, while it...

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Categories: cracks me up, satire,
Form: Rhyme
One Dingy-Ringy
One Dingy-Ringy

Blah! Blah! Blah!  One dingy-ringy.
That obnoxious ring-tone cracks me up.
Loud sounds screaming Blah! Blah! Blah…yikes!
Cover my ears with a coffee cup!

That, my friend, is a sight to see. 
Cups on my ears so...

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Categories: cracks me up, funny
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Harvey Korman Thinking Aloud
How about Carol wears the curtain rods?
That would be hysterical.
No one else got it.
But I am Harvey Korman and I have some say.

Most popular episode in history.
Even Vicky is not as popular unless she is...

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Categories: cracks me up, tribute,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Reflection on the Important Things