Christmas Couplet Poems | Examples
These Christmas Couplet poems are examples of Couplet poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Couplet Christmas poems written by international poets.
Potato chip, I love you up,
my darling little buttercup.
A cup! A Reese’s chocolate one
with peanut butter. Oh, what fun!
What fun is time with nacho chips;
delightful cheese to tease my lips.
My lips around a hamburger,
with onion rings my heart to stir.
Stir the chili in the pot.
Add Tabasco; cook it hot.
Hot, that snack I love so well,
is buttered popcorn that I smell.
Smell the pasta fantasy-
sauce and parmesan for me.
Me and cheesecake, cherries atop.
Once I start, I cannot stop.
Stop for ice cream; what I wish-
a sundae sitting in a dish.
Dish me up some southern fried
with mashed potatoes on the side.
A side of bacon, crispy fat.
I see nothing wrong in that!
That’s a spicy hot tamale.
Enchiladas make me jolly.
Jolly Christmas; candies sweet,
turkey, ham; so much to eat.
Eat a pizza. It’s the best.
Now I’ve gotta take a rest.
Porky Pig and Dairy Cow-Moon
did up X-mas at the local saloon
Where Olive Oil and Pepe le pew
had already downed more than a few
Porky Pig and Cow-Moon
joined in by singing a tune...
But when they courted disaster
by all getting plastered
They were tossed out on their keisters
~ and didn’t get sober ‘til almost Easter
Written By: D. Collins 12/25/24
There's nothing like the curves and crevices of all women.
That distinct little thing that does something to men.
They get all pumped up, and don't know how to act.
Plotting in their mind just how to get at that.
Focused like a laser with a night vision beam.
Targeting in on what should resolve everything.
Some beautiful curves with spankable cushion.
Will get what she deserves for us to go all in.
Although written Christmas day this is not for the meek.
A brother like me needs a real Christmas freak.
All I want from Santa is to handle my wish.
Put in front of me someone Phat, Lucious, and Thick.
Asked him for the good health I’d missed all year
This week my aches and pains disappear
Stress bombarded me every month, becoming quite severe
But now in December, it’s vamoosed right out of here
Feared to utter the words ‘Ice and Snow’ aloud
Yet this December in Chicago, not one street plowed
Now, dare I ask for peace on earth, good will toward men?
Not exactly Santa’s domain ~
Please G-d he comes through again
Please rate 1-10
(1 Santa would be proud or
10 A coal in your stocking!)
A white Christmas in Chicagee don't make no sense
Bout time we skeedaddle, let good times commence
So where to go, my darlin' Maggie and me
As we swig down our egg nog and pack our tree?
The lil' miss and I'll be spendin' this Christmas
Way down yonder on the Panama Isthmus
There's a honky-tonk there on the ol' canal
Tequilla will be flowin' for me and my gal
December rain once in a while falls
In a heart so warm longing to throw snowballs
Job asks "Have you considered the wonder of the snow?"
Each snow flake is different as the people you know
Stories of folklore and rapture's pretense
Conjure up scenery inside our heads
Tears of joy cascade down a dreamer's face, and
Sparkle by the light of the fireplace
Through the window outside look to the sky
Gaze at the wonder of God's Christmas night
The wind waltzes dreams 'round in the air
The moonshine a beacon on the flight of a prayer
All y'all find solace in home from a wayworn trip
Find no wrapping, ribbons or a bow on a gift
A gift unwrapped that only God can snip
There was Santa making his rounds
ten nights early, dashing about town
Neighbors chased him, in hot pursuit
but Santa was finished dispersing his loot
They flagged him down at a neighborhood bar
protesting his behavior so bizarre
What was he doing December 14, out and about?
Holding up his hand, as he downed another shot
Smiling Santa said, “Enough of ‘chimney-irritation,’
This Christmas I’m in Florida on vacation.”
Outside snowflakes fall and my world is full of snow,
so, I bundle up warm and for a winter walk I go.
The snow is drifting and the wind is chilly,
but as I stroll I am full of Christmas tranquility.
I love seeing all the homes so brightly decorated,
always amazed at the imagination folks created.
Strolling along I am enjoying the Christmas lights,
at every corner there are more enchanting sights.
At home, odd balls and things fill my Christmas tree,
and in a cozy chair I curl up with a hot cup of tea.
I listen on the radio to some old Christmas tunes,
and dream . . . I do that often on snowy afternoons.
Mr. Obama, please color your hair
It's all gray and white up there
~ Michelle
I've seen a falling star tonight
Shine a little, shining bright
The snow is falling
As winter's calling
The ring of sleigh bells
The waltzing of Christmas spells
Bring us all together
In this cold, cold weather
How do you wrap a heart full of love
When you're wrapping the feelings your thinking of?
With the trust and the sharing
That special time for caring
In this festive season
He's the only reason
I'd rather give what I believe
That part of me you will receive
I can see the feeling in your eyes
One that brings a joyous surprise
So open your heart the Christmas way
With a little faith in a miracle, open it on Christmas Day
A lack of forward planning raised a question just for me
What kind of numpty vacuums… THEN sets up the Christmas tree?
Every infant is a blessing
a treasure to cherish
Couples who struggle to conceive
a newborn their (Christmas) wish
Snowman takes a truly loose ride on a Canadian moose
Christmas tree on his ankles, moose looks like a goose.
We saw them in the forest with snow falling all around.
Some landed on my head, but there was more on the ground.
I wish that I could undo time
Or one day make a decent rhyme,
But before I’m made into glue,
Merry Christmas, I wish to you!
I say this to all of you
because it is so true
I love the Christmas season
for oh-so-many reasons
There's a certain feeling in the air
that just yesterday was not there
People stop and say hi, pass the time
dig into their pockets when they hear
'Hey buddy, have you got a dime?'
Acts of kindness just feel right
no longer the exception
leastways, that's my perception
Then on Christmas night, once it's snowed
you'll never be stranded on a lonely road
For high in the sky there's an ear and an eye
~ Santa and his reindeer will surely hear your cry