Santa Makes an Early Christmas

There was Santa making his rounds ten nights early, dashing about town Neighbors chased him, in hot pursuit but Santa was finished dispersing his loot They flagged him down at a neighborhood bar protesting his behavior so bizarre What was he doing December 14, out and about? Holding up his hand, as he downed another shot Smiling Santa said, “Enough of ‘chimney-irritation,’ This Christmas I’m in Florida on vacation.”