Chomping Poems

Walk the Walk

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They crowd around their leader
unqualified, unfit
Vying for some action
all chomping at the bit

They’ve given-up democracy
their morals are all gone
Instead they honor Donald Trump
a two-b...

Black Swallowtail Caterpillars

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Meandering my garden one day I was shocked,
to see caterpillars crawling all over my parsley plants,
and as though that was not enough they found my dill too,
and they were not just crawli...

Call it Bazball or just Test Cricket

...We knew from the get go after Brendon accepted the call…jettisoned old school for new cool..the Kiwi on the balcony who looks like he’s smoked some bud..having a kip..let slip..quick to quip..almost ...

The Hidden Paan Shop

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Hidden beneath the leaves of trees is a blue shop -
Gleefully I smile;  half - construed but true shop.

No soul in sight, parking heedlessly, now I plight -
Wearing chapals, I go in - flight t...

SEA WANTS ME

... SEA WANTS ME

Waves are here for the winners
spirals floating in turquoise 
dance ululating undulating 
blue bright sight
a point with paddle board
to soar sanguine Seas
I know not w...

Sexually explicit meme more real day

...Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously, 
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head 
to gnarly nails of 
(this ...

Broken Trust

...Mint
Flavored
Emotions
Chomping on heart
I can no longer be the one you trust
...

An Equestrian Tale

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Pleased as punch this mother quite proud
Flips up her tail and neighing so loud

Her gait so lively, her head held high
A bright young mama, once a gleam in her eye

Unbridled spiri...

The Belly's Reign

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For Oliver’s: The Bard’s Birthday Contest
03/30/25

Julius Caesar – Act 1 Scene 2 Verse 190-195

Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cass...

The Barmaid's Tale

...You say you’re waitin’ on that beer
                       Well, they got one girl workin’ here 
So go have a chip and some dip
                                 Just relax, she’ll be bringing

Y...

Every January first of the new year

...Every January first of the new year...

finds me (a doggone muttering *****sapien)
to give pause for reminiscences
and to take stock (sh lock and barrel)
about mein kampf in general
and previou...

The Christmas Dinner Guest

...It's Christmas eve dawn
and something is very wrong
For the children unable to wait
watching for Santa and it's late
The stockings are empty not even a lump of coal
no presents under the tree di...

What Does It

...Now what does it profit 
a man to gain 
The whole world 
but lose his soul.

I don't know... 
ask the fool
With the gold.

Chomping on the bread of Decite...
And boy does it ever taste swee...

What would housewives of isis

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Look like
The main reason we bury people
is because of the shell decomposed
If time went backwards
Santa was a country
dancer
Would undertakers take bodies back
to a crying family
and pay...

Achoo, Achoo

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Achoo, Achoo
Miracle Man
9/7/2024 

I rise each morning chomping at the bit,
because allergies are giving me a near fit.
As I blow, and I sneeze,
I breathe with a wheeze,
I’m glad i...

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