Chip Poems | Examples

And The Cat Crept In

Motion-activated caught on camera
while cookies for the kids I was cooking
a collared cat crept into the kitchen
when I stepped outside and wasn't looking
his potty break was well-timed
as, sadly, I'd left the door unlocked
onto the counter by the sink he climbed
bared his butt and crapped in the crock
tho' he gave new meaning
to vanilla chocolate chip
if I ever collar him doing it again
his mangy tail end I'll severely whip
as, if he wants nine lives to live
he'd really best think twice
or he'll sleep with the fishes
(not eat them)
as such behaviour is just not nice

Chip Friends

Chip Friends

Long ago my chip friends had 
abandoned me. My inborn muteness is 
highly offensive, but 
legendary.

potato chip craving

i have a craving today
my tongue salivates
a crinkling yellow bag
i tear it open
salty and sour
potato
chips

Bassoons Drippings

21/2cups of flour( self rising)
2 tablespoons of cornstarch
2 whole eggs+ 1 yolk
2 Tablespoons of lemon juice
1 Tablespoon of Gin
1/2 Teaspoon of lemon zest
1 cup of bread crumbs
1 &1/2 cup of buttermilk
1 Tablespoon of cayenne pepper
2 tablespoon of dried chives
1 Teaspoon of salt
1 Table spoon of dehydrated onion
 1 Tablespoon of garlic powder
1 Tablespoon of Paresean Cheese
3 cups of shucked Manoes
6 cups of oil for deep frying

mix all ingredeints
minus the clams
 create a batter
add more or less to
create a sticky consistant batter
smooth
dip Manoes in the batte
and deep fry until golden brown
serve from a bed of watercrest
small cunks of deseed watermelon
crumbled feta
and fried onions with crumbled bacon
lettuce, fried green tomatos
 and a vinagerette
serve with tartar sauce

Enjoy!

Chip Woman, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

Chip Woman 


She was everyone’s craving – a rectangular piece of deep-fried potato: 
a salt and vinegar one,
one that made them glow.

She was the too friendly – 
and the too trusting – type.
Raised well she’d been.
She lived up to her hype.

One afternoon she delivered
a book to an old woman, who 
had lots of ants as pets,
who kept saying Hello and Thank You.

She said she wouldn’t stay long
but the ants had planned differently along. 

While the old woman was in the bathroom
the ants cornered Chip Woman and ate her up quick.
When the old woman returned smelling of perfume
they swore to her, and she believed them, that
Chip Woman had to split to buy a bathing costume.

like chip and dales sixties cartoons

playful dolphins popped out of lake
frolicking like sixties Chip and Dale cartoons
Bringing a smile to my face
adding a new kind of joy to sundown at the ocean

Like Chip and Dale Sixties Cartoons

playful dolphins popped out of lake
frolicking like sixties Chip and Dale cartoons
Bringing a smile to my face
adding a new kind of joy to sundown at the lake

Potato Chip Bite

Goodness and crisp
Taste that can’t be missed
No one can just eat one
That’s why the bag can be finished done
It’s doesn’t matter the brand
Potato Chips are eaten throughout the land
Plenty of flavor
Ingredients to savor
Every crunch
Throughout the bunch
Goes well with a hamburger and sandwich
Potato chips are distinguished
Every delight
It includes even at night
P for Perfection and C for any celebration

The Lil Chocolate Chip

The lil chocolate chip
Was lost and alone
He just wanted a place
To finally belong
He saw a candy bar
And though it was home
He had to runoff but 
Still ends up alone
While he searched around
With tears running down
Lots of chocolate chip steps that
Made him look like a clown
But low and behold
He stumbles across
A beautiful plain cookie
Who made him the boss

Chip Off the Old Block

Gideon’s huge, but he is no fatty;
walked at ten months, a strapping young laddie.
Though he’s happy and grins,
I’m so sorry for him;
everyone says he looks like Big Daddy!

Double Negative Chocolate Chip

I have no basis
for thinking chocolate won't
make me feel better

The Chip

As imperfection fills our lives
                              perfection, we crave still
I think about just what it means
                              and how it pains our will

The quest for what does not exist
                              the drive to make it right
The disappointment that ensues
                               at how we lose the fight

The chip that flaws my favorite bowl
                               may bother me and yet
It simply adds to stories past
                                 and one I won’t forget

The ding, the dent, the thread that bares
                               the soul that loses trust
They still have value in the love
                         that thrives and so we must
 
Consider how the chip relates
                               to life and love and soul
It’s just a piece of what we are
                       and not what makes us whole

The Chip

The nerd invented a special chip
His co-workers called him a clueless dip
But the chip took-off
Which gave them a cough
Now they're staying clued to his hip

Loving Chip and Dale

Chip and Dale were favorite cartoons of my sister and me.
With so much ***** and happiness, joyful they could be. 
They ran around in chipmunk form and chittered away.
Making our cartoon fest much better every single Saturday.

Chip and Dale played tricks on other cartoon friends.
Their antics were silly and funny; without any mean split ends.
We laughed, tittered and chortled over these two in a funny way.
They were the highlight of our cartoon day, it was each Saturday

I, Chip

yesterday it was easier to make decisions
now that they implanted the chip
my eyes have become endless windows
where do I choose the best options
to do what I've always done well
the phone and tv is my whole body
but I'm afraid to cross the street
or walk through the crowd
not getting sick is good 
but what to do with the remaining years
if libraries left the shelves
and levitate in the neural cloud?
that old man who used to be my father
he doesn't understand me anymore
this afternoon at the nursing home he cried
when he saw my name changed
I am two billion twenty-seven thousand and four...

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