Chef Poems - Poems about Chef

...Aint no shame in crying the whole time you been lyng tryna get me to be on your side this aint about no money and I aint mad with you honey it's the first time it's been me and you don't a......Read the rest...

...Crown jewels look like paste the boorish president said. Queen Elizabeth’s eyes rolled back into her head. He is such a nonsensical person, said everyone there. How had he gotten elected? Were Ame......Read the rest...

...Welcome to the fifty’s diner Where there are chrome stools Black, red and white leather seats A checkered floor Everything matches A soda machine is standing ready The chef is heating up the ......Read the rest...

...MY Collaboration with Ricky Nelson in the Last Days of 1980 The eventful news of that day about what was found on board that crashed plane, won't replace that particular memory of Mr. Rick Nelson'......Read the rest...

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......Read the rest...

...Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, Couldn’t put Humpty together again. The Queen’s seamstresses they tried to sew, The f......Read the rest...

...I saw a child He seemed sober and mild. An assortment of vegetables was before him. The look of the cat near him seemed grim. The child was not cooking. Nor the green vegetables he was eating. ......Read the rest...

...When my friend fell off a wall, I phoned up the local clinic. “He’s got cracks,” I said in the call. They said, “Bring him for a visit.” As we parked he looked with fright, Upon all the men wh......Read the rest...

...Yule dinner mishap. Menu chosen, peon chef; Lactose –explosion! ......Read the rest...

...There once was a chef very snobby Who made sushi at home as a hobby Horseradish was great But did not please his date So with sharkskin he grated wasabi ......Read the rest...

...Teensy tiny toad totally teeters on a goblet edge In this prissy uppity restaurant! Screamed unappreciative Sedge. The prices are outrageous! This toad is ruining my meal! His blind date thought h......Read the rest...

...Chef rabbit’s specialty was lovely, marvelous cabbage-carrot stew. One year there was a drought, and he did not know what to do. No cabbage anywhere around, okay, maybe he could scrounge up two. H......Read the rest...

...how many mistakes can a chef make when cooking....endless......Read the rest...

...Chef dog stoked the heat in the kitchen every morn. He was the best chef in Milwaukee who had ever been born. He made chicken biscuits, sausage waffles and roadkill stew. I have always wanted to e......Read the rest...

...Chef rabbit’s specialty was lovely, marvelous cabbage-carrot stew. One year there was a drought, and he did not know what to do. No cabbage anywhere around, okay, maybe he could scrounge up two. H......Read the rest...