Chef Complains About Petes House

Pete’s whole house is strawberry colored, with fruity designs. I am getting tired of Chet and his incessant whines. I cannot believe it but he has strawberry dishes, curtains and doors. I am tired of Chet and consider giving him big yawns and snores. All he talks about is his cousin Pete whose color scheme is pink. And red, with tiny bits of green, as if splattered on by tiny ink. Strawberry this, strawberry that; Pete has a strawberry outfit for his cat. I go to Chet’s house and look inside. Everything is done in vintage bride!