Short Chef Poems
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The man boiled his manifesto
with dry red pepper and ginger
those who taste it, young and old
shade tears of wit at table
stream scrapes rock…carved
trouts climb rapids…future sealed
chef shines sushi knife
April 18, 2018
He quickly ordered a red lox
But instead got a red fox
He sent the plate back
Chef calls him a jack
Cuz, the fish was really a lox
Nigella Lawson
Her food my source of inspiration
Cooking up a storm of exotic tastes
A master chef on the hot plates
09-13-2015
The pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he had to use the latrine
He played in his pants
He wanted a chance
Then fell into the mixing machine
A lady in sunny Rimini,
told the chef she wanted zucchini.
She finished her meal,
then said, with some zeal;
“I love, sir, a firm bucatini.”
alien made salad dream
carrot blue with pink sauce cream
broccoli chartreuse
some light wavy juice
great chef of a distant scene.
there once was a cook kangaroo
who escaped an animal zoo
but her hopping baked gin
did fortunately win
head chef at a circus revue.
Once upon a time in the land of Nod
Woman chef who was quite odd
Taught some to bake
Warm toads in a cake
Had a horrible taste but was quite mod
The Chef who jerks off in the soup
Speeds up the conversion to poop
It adds to the taste
But not to the waist
Though your chicken noodle may droop
There was a woman named Beth
Who said she was a accomplished Chef
But she burned the food
It looked like glue
And the dog refused to eat what’s left
The pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he went to use the latrine
He played in his pants
Which was covered with ants
Then fell into the mixing machine
from my veranda
I see a barracuda
chef at work, goodah!
The pastry chef
Bakes cakes and breads
Took a nap, burnt them
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Oil and vinegar just don't mix
When the chef tried stirring with prick
That was his slick trick
And he made the two stick
So, he named his new dressing nick
There once was a chef very snobby
Who made sushi at home as a hobby
Horseradish was great
But did not please his date
So with sharkskin he grated wasabi
Cinnamon apples and chocolate cake
Pudding and whipped cream, now a bake.
Sweet little rendezvous
Tasted by only a few
Wonderful dessert this chef did make!
Chef Mary serves vegetable patties
cause she knows they don't have any Daddies!
She the vegan Queen
of the San Fran scene
for no meat does her store front carry!
A wise man has a foolish past,
sign's of haste, trials and time going to waste
A good chef has a bad taste
good to copy perfection, reluctant to paste
I am amazed!
Handy Andy, such a dandy;
Left his lunch bag in the pantry.
Ended up at a drive thru;
Where Chef Lou had the flu;
Sick Andy’s no so handy.
a chef cordon bleu
black and white fish on the plate
other fish to fry
There was a chef famous for his quiche
Crowds came in and paid lots of baksheesh
Feds came into town
they busted his crown
for his quiche was sprinkled with hashish
I ate today
not much
but enough
to taste the poison
of my narcissist
a recipe that
is always force fed
my beauty in
starvation
derived from evil
The chef's food had a nasty taste
The customers though it was spike with lace
It was toss to the floor
As they walked out the door
The chef was left with a very shame face
Top Chef put edible flowers on my plate
I was totally distressed by the lilies fate.
I was disgusted by what he thought was great
Later he asked, “Is this why she never ate?”