Calories Poems - Poems about Calories

She counts her calories, Reminders that even her hips Can lie, as they lye quietly against His leg, hesitant to breathe, Soft as a kiss, yet longing to exhale, Winds of respite from the calories, Counted silently, amid Vegetables and fruits, some fiber Proteins in hues of solid colors, Like a gesture to be weighed After the sins of swallowing whole, Devouring meals of fats Who...

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Her heart sounds like and her breath tastes like and her shoes click like and her eyes flash like But when she catches her breath does she also shine? One breath of roses One breath of honey One breath it burns but it doesn't make me Just once Just once for me Just one more time If you dilute the truth so much that the numbers...

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is this the magic of Christmas? weighing yourself before the festivities begin eyes on every calorie you consume smelling the food you know you’ll never eat it’s a vicious cycle, one i’ll never beat but i’ll beat myself up another day of depression counting down the days ‘till Christmas day has turned to counting the calories every day so magical! all i want for christmas...

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Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst...

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Everyone says sugar is quite sweet. That is also how I can describe you complete. Just knowing you has been a real treat. Describing you as wonderful is something no one can deny. You have the richness of a velvet cream pie. Warm is another thing anyone will know. You remind me of a cup of espresso. Yes, you are someone who...

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Is your body blooming from the calories your consuming and you threw away that yoga mat? Learn a lesson from a cat. If too many hours on your derriere you've sat, playing on face book, conversing on chat, observe a cat. Are you curled up in bed and taking a nap? Filled with excuses not...

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Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows give you life advice - it ends badly. I don't mind seeing my ex with someone else - I usually donate unused things to the less fortunate. I wonder how many calories I burn jumping to wrong conclusions....

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Got some amazing news, the best news of all Burn 150 cals per hour smashing your head against a wall But not recommended If survival is intended Could attract relatives for a final farewell...

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Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste, Ms Witherspoon savors the taste of fast food, she'll throw trash out her window. Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste. Written 23 Nov 2020...

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Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute, so, you wanna work out? =]...

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Carrying that extra weight on me Doctor’s order, to cut my calories Boiled eggs and a orange juice Fewer carbs now on my plate An apple now, my lunch date Soup and salads are my fate Totalling calories for me to lose This calorie count burns my fuse. 07.10.2020 Theme picked:4 In Praise of the Ode Poetry....

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Today I started off eating breakfast, ...

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How faithfully my calories I count. Believe me, I have counted them since age fifteen. Oh, the amount of food for decades I had! But after each new decade - CRAP! Metabolism slows down. Things get bad. I recalculate calories or exercise more. Otherwise, I fatten. THAT I deplore! Oct. 6, 2020 For John Lawless' The Crap Shoot #2 Poetry Contest...

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Praise those numbers on the chart weighing low made me reed trim - dear calories I've come this far oily food intake quelled my buldge. Now,two thousand units of energy means lettuce, celery servings a day, and though anorexia is my mantra, I'm calorifically grateful, but hamburger deprived. 6 October 2020 In Praise Of The Ode Contest Sponsor, Nette Onclaud...

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I won't diet. I'm too carefree Thinking of one makes me cringe Being hefty will be my destiny Because on chocolate, I must binge I'm not interested in calorie counting It doesn't matter what I weigh Let the pounds keep on mounting I'm ready for the lunch buffet October 6, 2020 In Praise fo the Ode `` Theme #4 Sponsor: nette onclaud October 6, 2020 In Praise...

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