Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

150 Calories Per Hour

Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals per hour smashing your head against a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could attract relatives for a final farewell

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Tom Cunningham November 30, 2020 at 11:56 AM I always wear a helmet lol. Good day Sir Jack. Tom Jack Ellison December 1, 2020 at 7:28 AM Helmets are also handy against asteroids!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 30, 2020 at 10:10 AM EEF. Head pounding no fun, trust me. Hugs you! Smooches too ~x Jack Ellison November 30, 2020 at 10:17 AM Love the smooches, they make me wiggle and sniggle! LOL XOXOXOX