Short Calories Poems
Short Calories Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Calories by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Calories by length and keyword.
Zero
you come for dinner
together we make dessert
calories...zero...
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Categories:
calories, love
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
calories, food,
Form:
Haiku
Push Up Exercise
When you do push up
Your body is more define
Calories burn up....
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Categories:
calories, body, dedication, engagement, fashion,
Form:
Haiku
Exercise Is Important
Kissing burns 6.4
calories per minute, so,
you wanna work out? =]...
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Categories:
calories, 11th grade, humor, kiss, teen, work,
Form:
Senryu
Fudge
Fudge
chocolate, walnut
looking at me
I love this stuff
calories...
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Categories:
calories, food, happiness, visionary,
Form:
Cinquain
Fall Fill Up
foraging
bear stores calories...
for long nap
Won hm...
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Categories:
calories, animals
Form:
Haiku
Up To 400 Calories
advice may sound mean
but I don't think Krispy Kreme
is the way to go...
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Categories:
calories, health, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Zero Calories
Warm blueberry skies.
Swirls of orange marmalade.
Guiltless indulgence....
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Categories:
calories, sky,
Form:
Haiku
Snacking Is Lacking
One hundred fifty calories
in twenty-seven Cheez-its.
Unless you chew one at a time,
they go fast; best believe it!...
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Categories:
calories, food, how i feel,
Form:
Quatrain
Zero the Hero
Your suppost to be
looking after number
one
Than why do you feel
like number zero?
Zero pounds
Zero calories
Equals zero regret...
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Categories:
calories, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Calories
Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites....
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Categories:
calories, health
Form:
Rhyme
Diet Issue #2
Diet Issue #2
Chocolate brownies the chewy calories caressing comforts-
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 14, 2010
Poetic form: Monoku...
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Categories:
calories, angst, food
Form:
Monoku
No Title
Gym exercise
burnt calories
Tim Tams reward
Tim Tams are an Australian favorite chocolate covered cookie, with all different creamy centers....
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Categories:
calories, chocolate,
Form:
Haiku
Fall's Fresh Gift
Healthy food is fall’s fresh gift.
Pumpkins and pecans
Tempting taste buds, one and all.
Pies, breads, casseroles
Calories added –
Yummy taste
Wins!...
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Categories:
calories, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
Pancakes Come From Heaven
Pancakes come from heaven above,
One bite and it is culinary love!
Calories don’t count, you can eat your fill!
The Pancake world surely beats the grill!...
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Categories:
calories, food, fun, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Tata, Sugar
She's done with her favorite sweets, Pies and Lattes.
Now health-conscious, she burns calories with Pilates.
Date written: 04/04/2021...
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Categories:
calories, addiction, change, woman,
Form:
Couplet
Thar She Blows
Well I wonder if anybody knows
Just what happened to all ten of my toes
With this belly eclipse
From the food on my lips
Counting calories is now how it goes...
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Categories:
calories, funny
Form:
Limerick
Croissant
Since with butter its batter is laced,
Adding calories quickly embraced,
Why would anyone want
To scarf down a croissant?
(Which, to me, doesn’t have any taste!)...
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Categories:
calories, food,
Form:
Limerick
Christmas Calories
I’ll gross out on sweet candies, cakes and mince pies
then moan, I’ve put two inches on round my thighs!
Inspired by Cute couplet contest
12/20/18...
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Categories:
calories, candy, christmas, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Food Fest Was the Best
Food Fest Was the Best
Food fest had been really the best;
Is easy to chew up and then digest;
Calories become;
More than some;
Find another we went on a quest.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
calories, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The Accountant
She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.
11-20-16...
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Categories:
calories, humor, work,
Form:
Limerick
Cookies
Crunchy circles of joy
cool on a baking tray,
creamy icing at hand.
Cold milk anticipates
chunky chocolate chips.
Crumbs spill with every bite,
calories forgotten.
19.12.2016...
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Categories:
calories, christmas, food, holiday, sweet,
Form:
Verse
Wasteline
Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste,
Ms Witherspoon savors the taste
of fast food, she'll throw
trash out her window.
Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste.
Written 23 Nov 2020...
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Categories:
calories, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Forget Your Waistline
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee bunch...
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Categories:
calories, philosophy,
Form:
Limerick
Forget Your Waistline
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch...
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Categories:
calories, vanity,
Form:
Limerick