Short Calories Poems

Short Calories Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Calories by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Calories by length and keyword.


The Comfort of Anorexia

Food. 
Supposedly so good.
Calories add. 
 I'm mad, you're sad. 
The hunger comforts me.
It shows my success and victory.
Form: Rhyme


Zero the Hero

Your suppost to be
looking after number
one
Than why do you feel
like number zero?
Zero pounds
Zero calories
Equals zero regret
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Calories

Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites.
Form: Rhyme

Diet Issue #2

Diet Issue #2

Chocolate brownies the chewy calories caressing comforts-


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 14, 2010

Poetic form: Monoku
Form: Monoku

No Title

Gym exercise
 burnt calories
 Tim Tams reward


Tim Tams are an Australian favorite chocolate covered cookie, with all different creamy centers.
Form: Haiku


Fall's Fresh Gift

Healthy food is fall’s fresh gift.
Pumpkins and pecans
Tempting taste buds, one and all.
Pies, breads, casseroles
Calories added –
Yummy taste
Wins!
Form: Epulaeryu

Premium Member Pancakes Come From Heaven

Pancakes come from heaven above,
One bite and it is culinary love!
Calories don’t count, you can eat your fill!
The Pancake world surely beats the grill!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Tata, Sugar

She's done with her favorite sweets, Pies and Lattes.
Now health-conscious, she burns calories with Pilates.


Date written: 04/04/2021
Form: Couplet

Thar She Blows

Well I wonder if anybody knows
Just what happened to all ten of my toes
With this belly eclipse
From the food on my lips
Counting calories is now how it goes
© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Croissant

Since with butter its batter is laced,
Adding calories quickly embraced,
	Why would anyone want
	To scarf down a croissant?
(Which, to me, doesn’t have any taste!)
Form: Limerick

Premium Member I Reach for one Cashew

I reach for one measly cashew
but eat six spoonfuls before I’m through
one hundred and seventy calories in each one
I have had twelve spoonfuls of them now, isn’t that fun?
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Christmas Calories

I’ll gross out on sweet candies, cakes and mince pies then moan, I’ve put two inches on round my thighs! Inspired by Cute couplet contest 12/20/18
Form: Couplet

Food Fest Was the Best

Food Fest Was the Best

Food fest had been really the best;
Is easy to chew up and then digest;
Calories become;
More than some;
Find another we went on a quest.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

The Accountant

She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.







11-20-16
Form: Limerick

Cookies

Crunchy circles of joy
cool on a baking tray,
creamy icing at hand.
Cold milk anticipates
chunky chocolate chips.
Crumbs spill with every bite,
calories forgotten.

19.12.2016
Form: Verse

Premium Member Wasteline

Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste,
Ms Witherspoon savors the taste
  of fast food, she'll throw
  trash out her window.
Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste.


Written 23 Nov 2020
© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Forget Your Waistline

A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up You just really need to forget how damn much Forget your waistline You're lookin' just fine An extra fifty pounds is just a wee bunch
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Forget Your Waistline

A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up You just really need to forget how damn much Forget your waistline You're lookin' just fine An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Carol Dear Carol

Carol dear Carol and her menagerie Are always bestowing on me much flattery Loyal to the core Reviewed 2,000 or more Happily, they contain very few calories © Jack Ellison 2015
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member No Global Warming

Our favourite restaurant on Sunday mornings Serves crepes to die for but they come with a warning Calories galore And dollars for sure That aside, Trump says there's NO global warming
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Calories

Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine
  I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline

Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst
  Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst
Form: Couplet

Food Police

How I hate the Food Police 
Watching watching me
Counting out the calories
Watching what I eat

Go away so I can sneak
Tip-toe tip-toe EEK!
Where’s my hidden stash of sweets?
Confiscated treats!


 5/9/12
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member 150 Calories Per Hour

Got some amazing news, the best news of all Burn 150 cals per hour smashing your head against a wall But not recommended If survival is intended Could attract relatives for a final farewell
Form: Limerick

Premium Member 150 Calories An Hour

Got some amazing news, the best news of all Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall But not recommended If survival is intended Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Calorie Counting

Don't be fooled by calories listed on products I'm certain they twist the truth a bit for profit The lower the calories listed And the truth is twisted Bottom line is more moolah in their pockets
Form: Limerick

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