Short Calories Poems
Short Calories Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Calories by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Calories by length and keyword.
Your suppost to be
looking after number
one
Than why do you feel
like number zero?
Zero pounds
Zero calories
Equals zero regret
Categories:
calories, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites.
Categories:
calories, health
Form:
Rhyme
Diet Issue #2
Chocolate brownies the chewy calories caressing comforts-
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 14, 2010
Poetic form: Monoku
Categories:
calories, angst, food
Form:
Monoku
Gym exercise
burnt calories
Tim Tams reward
Tim Tams are an Australian favorite chocolate covered cookie, with all different creamy centers.
Categories:
calories, chocolate,
Form:
Haiku
Healthy food is fall’s fresh gift.
Pumpkins and pecans
Tempting taste buds, one and all.
Pies, breads, casseroles
Calories added –
Yummy taste
Wins!
Categories:
calories, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
Pancakes come from heaven above,
One bite and it is culinary love!
Calories don’t count, you can eat your fill!
The Pancake world surely beats the grill!
Categories:
calories, food, fun, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
She's done with her favorite sweets, Pies and Lattes.
Now health-conscious, she burns calories with Pilates.
Date written: 04/04/2021
Categories:
calories, addiction, change, woman,
Form:
Couplet
Well I wonder if anybody knows
Just what happened to all ten of my toes
With this belly eclipse
From the food on my lips
Counting calories is now how it goes
Categories:
calories, funny
Form:
Limerick
Since with butter its batter is laced,
Adding calories quickly embraced,
Why would anyone want
To scarf down a croissant?
(Which, to me, doesn’t have any taste!)
Categories:
calories, food,
Form:
Limerick
I’ll gross out on sweet candies, cakes and mince pies
then moan, I’ve put two inches on round my thighs!
Inspired by Cute couplet contest
12/20/18
Categories:
calories, candy, christmas, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Food Fest Was the Best
Food fest had been really the best;
Is easy to chew up and then digest;
Calories become;
More than some;
Find another we went on a quest.
Jim Horn
Categories:
calories, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.
11-20-16
Categories:
calories, humor, work,
Form:
Limerick
Crunchy circles of joy
cool on a baking tray,
creamy icing at hand.
Cold milk anticipates
chunky chocolate chips.
Crumbs spill with every bite,
calories forgotten.
19.12.2016
Categories:
calories, christmas, food, holiday, sweet,
Form:
Verse
Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste,
Ms Witherspoon savors the taste
of fast food, she'll throw
trash out her window.
Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste.
Written 23 Nov 2020
Categories:
calories, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee bunch
Categories:
calories, philosophy,
Form:
Limerick
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch
Categories:
calories, vanity,
Form:
Limerick
Carol dear Carol and her menagerie
Are always bestowing on me much flattery
Loyal to the core
Reviewed 2,000 or more
Happily, they contain very few calories
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
calories, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Our favourite restaurant on Sunday mornings
Serves crepes to die for but they come with a warning
Calories galore
And dollars for sure
That aside, Trump says there's NO global warming
Categories:
calories, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine
I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline
Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst
Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst
Categories:
calories, drink, food, paradise,
Form:
Couplet
How I hate the Food Police
Watching watching me
Counting out the calories
Watching what I eat
Go away so I can sneak
Tip-toe tip-toe EEK!
Where’s my hidden stash of sweets?
Confiscated treats!
5/9/12
Categories:
calories, food, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals per hour smashing your head against a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could attract relatives for a final farewell
Categories:
calories, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell
Categories:
calories, devotion,
Form:
Limerick
Don't be fooled by calories listed on products
I'm certain they twist the truth a bit for profit
The lower the calories listed
And the truth is twisted
Bottom line is more moolah in their pockets
Categories:
calories, health,
Form:
Limerick
Cheese bread's delicious but has tons of calories
Also might require a change in my haberdashery
D'ya hear what I'm saying
Yummy but waistline paying
Probably balloon up, take up the whole gallery
Categories:
calories, food,
Form:
Limerick
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
calories, inspiration,
Form:
Limerick