Short Calories Poems
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Food.
Supposedly so good.
Calories add.
I'm mad, you're sad.
The hunger comforts me.
It shows my success and victory.
Your suppost to be
looking after number
one
Than why do you feel
like number zero?
Zero pounds
Zero calories
Equals zero regret
Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
and sew your clothes tighter. My closet's infested with these parasites.
Diet Issue #2
Chocolate brownies the chewy calories caressing comforts-
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 14, 2010
Poetic form: Monoku
Gym exercise
burnt calories
Tim Tams reward
Tim Tams are an Australian favorite chocolate covered cookie, with all different creamy centers.
Healthy food is fall’s fresh gift.
Pumpkins and pecans
Tempting taste buds, one and all.
Pies, breads, casseroles
Calories added –
Yummy taste
Wins!
Pancakes come from heaven above,
One bite and it is culinary love!
Calories don’t count, you can eat your fill!
The Pancake world surely beats the grill!
She's done with her favorite sweets, Pies and Lattes.
Now health-conscious, she burns calories with Pilates.
Date written: 04/04/2021
Well I wonder if anybody knows
Just what happened to all ten of my toes
With this belly eclipse
From the food on my lips
Counting calories is now how it goes
Since with butter its batter is laced,
Adding calories quickly embraced,
Why would anyone want
To scarf down a croissant?
(Which, to me, doesn’t have any taste!)
I reach for one measly cashew
but eat six spoonfuls before I’m through
one hundred and seventy calories in each one
I have had twelve spoonfuls of them now, isn’t that fun?
I’ll gross out on sweet candies, cakes and mince pies
then moan, I’ve put two inches on round my thighs!
Inspired by Cute couplet contest
12/20/18
Food Fest Was the Best
Food fest had been really the best;
Is easy to chew up and then digest;
Calories become;
More than some;
Find another we went on a quest.
Jim Horn
She works in accounting at the factory,
loves counting numbers and her salary,
she has it made,
till she got weighed,
obviously hates counting calories.
11-20-16
Crunchy circles of joy
cool on a baking tray,
creamy icing at hand.
Cold milk anticipates
chunky chocolate chips.
Crumbs spill with every bite,
calories forgotten.
19.12.2016
Cal Flitter dumps litter in haste,
Ms Witherspoon savors the taste
of fast food, she'll throw
trash out her window.
Cal or Reese are just bad for the waste.
Written 23 Nov 2020
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee bunch
A spoonful of sugar makes your calories go up
You just really need to forget how damn much
Forget your waistline
You're lookin' just fine
An extra fifty pounds is just a wee touch
Carol dear Carol and her menagerie
Are always bestowing on me much flattery
Loyal to the core
Reviewed 2,000 or more
Happily, they contain very few calories
© Jack Ellison 2015
Our favourite restaurant on Sunday mornings
Serves crepes to die for but they come with a warning
Calories galore
And dollars for sure
That aside, Trump says there's NO global warming
Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine
I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline
Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst
Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst
How I hate the Food Police
Watching watching me
Counting out the calories
Watching what I eat
Go away so I can sneak
Tip-toe tip-toe EEK!
Where’s my hidden stash of sweets?
Confiscated treats!
5/9/12
Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals per hour smashing your head against a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could attract relatives for a final farewell
Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell
Don't be fooled by calories listed on products
I'm certain they twist the truth a bit for profit
The lower the calories listed
And the truth is twisted
Bottom line is more moolah in their pockets