Calories

Whoever dreamed up 'calories' is no friend of mine I hold him responsible for my corseted waistline Without his cruel notions, I'd first slake my thirst Then I'd explode in a burst of liverwurst

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 7/21/2022 7:45:00 PM

I'll pass on the liverwurst, thank you very much!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:42:00 PM

That's ok. I ordered bratwurst special for you, Michelle. lol.

Terry Flood

Date: 7/21/2022 3:41:00 PM

Whatever you do, don’t read the kj instead of the kcal… then you’d be down!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:39:00 PM

Hmmmmm. lol.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/21/2022 3:11:00 PM

Thank goodness for elastic! Linda

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:37:00 PM

Ha, ha, ha! Comment of the day! Thanks, Linda. :) Smiles, gw

Bill Baker

Date: 7/21/2022 1:44:00 PM

Laughingly, I agree. The one eating everything I enjoy would be me. Fun couplets, Gersho. Bill

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:25:00 PM

Eat, drink, and love Mary, I always say. Enjoy, Bill!!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/21/2022 8:16:00 AM

Very funny, gw. Honestly!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:22:00 PM

And if you'd written 'Dishonestly????' lol. Thanks, Milt

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/21/2022 7:44:00 AM

From serious to the absurd…lol!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:18:00 PM

I think you've nailed it, Kim: 'Theater of the Absurd!'

Michael Tor

Date: 7/21/2022 6:19:00 AM

Can't blame you there, Gershon...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:18:00 PM

Here's to my imminent explosion. Ka-Boom...

Deb M

Date: 7/20/2022 8:41:00 PM

You are one funny sausage Mr Flow!! Always enjoy your humour GW…..Debx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/21/2022 8:14:00 PM

In the flow and on the go... Thanks, Debx