Bunny Poems

Bugs Bunny

What's up doc repeats Bugs Bunny
thinking he's being cute and funny
sounding like a wily parrot
while posing chewing on his carrot



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Submitted on August 14, 2025 for contest CARTOON CHARACTER CLERIHEW sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN  -  RANKED 2ND

Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny loves his carrot snack,
He tricks his foes and never looks back.
“Eh, what’s up, doc?”—his teasing cue,
A clever rabbit who’s quick and shrewd too.


Poet’s Note:
Inspired by Bugs Bunny’s famous 1940 line, “Eh, what’s up, doc?”.

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Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny loves his carrot treat—
outsmarts his foes with swift, wily feet.
“eh, what’s up, doc?”—his cheeky call,
a clever bunny loved by all.



Poet’s Note:
Inspired by Bugs Bunny’s famous 1940 line, “Eh, what’s up, doc?”.

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Dog Chases Tail

Dog chases his tail round and round,
was he spell bound?
He looks very funny,
like a wound up dog bunny.
Did you ever feel like this crazy dog?
Are you living in a fog? 
Maybe you are asking where am I going?
Is life unknowing?
Could we be chasing our own tail?
Take a deep breath and have a cold ginger ale.

Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny:
a cartoon character who was more than just funny.
His way of dealing with rivals was shrewd.
Yosemite Sam always came out worse in their feud.

Magic Rabbit

A funny-looking bunny dropped by the other day
black white and brown fur a stray who'd lost his way
and
he let me hand-feed him with carrot tops
and spinach leaves but that is where familiarity stops
for
neither petting nor patting would he permit
this half-wild half-tame non-cottontail misfit
and when
with leaps and bounds he hopped while binking
around the garden it got

do not stir up a bunny

Do not stir up the bunnies for if you do
you will be fighting their sixty-thousand relatives too
They marched against Easter in 1942
If you do not believe it, ask my Uncle Stew

He said there is no reason to make one rabbit mad
They will bring their relatives, all big, snarly, mean and bad
He remembers fighting in the

purple easter bunny

Purple Easter bunny, with your jazzy ways
Rainbow hair, and eggs painted in reds and grays
Pastel colors are not your thing, I guess
I hate to say this, but your hair is a mess

mom easter bunny

mom easter bunny
laying her eggs in the field
finds springtide hatchling




AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Our Easter Bunny was a Woman

Our excited Easter Bunny was a woman this year
She popped in and threw eggs around, full of cheer
She has quite a fluffy tail, my daddy said
Mommy gave him a look that nearly struck him dead

The eggs she left were decorated in glitter with touches of gold
Some were vintage in green art deco, others just looked

Here Comes the Bunny!

(Easter Bunny Song)

Here comes the bunny with a wiggle and a hop,
Bringing jellybeans and eggs that plop!
With a basket full of magic and a trail of cheer,
He hides little treasures once a year!

He’s got pink paws and a cotton tail,
Zooming through gardens and bunny trails.
If you see a flash of fluff, don’t blink too slow--
That

Speed Gutter Bunny

Sexuality marooned jellybean pilfered spigot refugees vomit hazelnut in some static plain cloud cupboard.
A stifled hexed harvest, suffer the stagnant taffy contraception,
Oxidized gut-string lyre feeble mast crippled rod.
Shall you be parallel on the naked stem on the shrunken pagan altar?
Penguin whale jackal follicle carriage orgies
I have the cavernous trunk of thirst,
Permanently altered, famines, droughts.
Loosen your

Easter Bunny

He is more mischievous than you’d think.
He pretended to be a plumber and broke my sink.
He spread pesticide on my flowers. 
He chewed my shoe laces in the past hours. 
The Easter Bunny is a disgrace. 
Who has no qualms about shattering my vase. 
The Easter Bunny who seems so cute…
Made charges on my card

Threading The Lines For Easter

The Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with candy
Can I find many pretty colorful eggs
Everyone wants a stuffed bunny and that will be very dandy
Daddy and Mommy I fell and skinned my legs
Let everyone drink but I am way too young for brandy
Better watch out I am too young to drink and will see

Chocolate

chocolate covered
giant bunny's cotton tail
~ easter basket treat



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

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