Bonking Poems - Poems about Bonking

... In the next life if reincarnated as a mayfly I am designated it's good enough for me with nothing but fun for twenty-four hours (under the sun) until the race is run bonking here b......

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...I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle Once so anti marriage – how fickle Dick Pickle she’d marry Though she calls him Larry Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle On baby making Tess ......

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...Olé Our nympho neighbour called Lucille Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal My poor husband Paul Just bangs on the wall As paper thin walls aren't ideal! Lu’s bonking for ......

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...Jesus searched for disciples in the Middle East came up with Thomas Mark Mathew and John quite a leap of faith from the dessert to London with bridges burning and not a bush in sight oh y......

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...…fighting for peace with guns is like bonking for virginity it is a macho world but then women can be excellent killers the barrel phallus washed from conscience dipped into blood a thin mem......

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...his mouth was wide open like a whispering heart ‘bring me sex drugs rock and roll back the years’ but prayers went unheard and the little blue pill failed to arouse healing and he went flacc......

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...BIN JAMAL A pervert by the name of Bin Jamel Was charged with bizarre sex with a mammal the charges were read Bin Jamal went red Cos the charge was bonking a fat camel... JOHN......

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...Do you satisfy your wife? Let me do that to her Things like that happen here Nobody thought odd of it Not even to the pissed couple bonking In the school yard after hours All the town's f......

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...It started with an apple in paradise or was it a date they consumed Had they kept their clothes off laundry day would have been easier The smell of seduction and no fake news Honestly who c......

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...Jack loves to recline on his back Especially when he's in the sack He says to his bride D’ya fancy a ride She exclaims, your todger’s too slack! Jack wanted to give her a thrill ......

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...Right Hand Twist With a twisted sexuality like that Anything was possible Especially when you were called Zenky And were from Oldham The most deprived town in England But that doesn’t matte......

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...He Walked on Water In my youth, I thought it was a farce! Because I wanted man to be the great overcomer, not a God! And most assuredly I found, faith in  man to be an absolute, total bummer! ......

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...Mary hiked up to Pipi Springs With hope of seeing pretty things A little tinkle Became a sprinkle When all she saw were ding-a-lings 2nd Verse Contributed by Jan Allison: To Mary their an......

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...When shopping I espied my plumber I’d dallied with him in the summer We’d meet round the block I’ve seen his ballcock He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer He’s laying pipe with my......

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...Flash Peter stayed in a hotel So handsome and minted as well He's seen bonking a floosie In the hotel jaccuzzi caught naked; his wife gave him hell! 1/24/19......

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