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CATCHING A CHEETAH - bawdy

Flash Peter stayed in a hotel So handsome and minted as well He's seen bonking a floosie In the hotel jaccuzzi caught naked; his wife gave him hell! 1/24/19

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Date: 2/1/2019 7:23:00 AM
You had me laughing at "Flash Peter" and sustained it till the end. Great rhymes, especially floosie and jaccuzzi. Super funny, Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 7:01:00 PM
Thanks Carolyn I do appreciate your support:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/29/2019 3:21:00 PM
LOL, I can always rely on you for a good laugh
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 7:00:00 PM
thanks my friend, stay warm I know you have snow - all gone from here and we missed it anyway as we were on holiday:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/27/2019 11:40:00 PM
I wonder if she forgave him so he can do it all over again? Enjoyed your limerick Jan LOL, LOL. Poetry hugs , Jennifer.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 7:00:00 PM
I wonder if trust can ever be regained Jennifer:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/27/2019 3:32:00 PM
The cat's really out in this one! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:59:00 PM
lol Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/26/2019 9:23:00 PM
This one's a tad over my head, but what the HELL! LOL. :) gw
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:59:00 PM
lol thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/26/2019 4:34:00 PM
Lol! Jan, I don't know how I missed this. But I'm glad I found it today. Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:58:00 PM
thanks for dropping by Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/25/2019 4:12:00 PM
G'day Jan … the time had come for him to run like one as well - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:58:00 PM
I wonder if he would have his tail between his legs lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/25/2019 2:40:00 PM
Ba-ha-a-ahahahahhahahahaaaaaa! Gotta go! Darn near peed my panties.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:57:00 PM
lol ML :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/25/2019 2:12:00 PM
Bonkalicious! There should be more bonk-based poems on soup
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:57:00 PM
I am sure we can remedy that Nina lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Nina Parmenter
Date: 1/25/2019 2:13:00 PM
And rumpy-pumpy poems
Date: 1/24/2019 8:47:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! where do you come up with these ideas of laughter your amazing my friend!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:56:00 PM
I never know what my muse will come up with lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/24/2019 5:28:00 PM
Jan I love your limericks, this one made me laugh out loud, as they usually do, haha! Thanks for the laughter. Kindest thoughts Ann xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:55:00 PM
Thanks so much Ann:-) glad I make you smile with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/24/2019 4:46:00 PM
It is a shame that this happens. Good limerick.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:55:00 PM
thanks Bette:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 1/24/2019 4:11:00 PM
You forgot to say WONDERFUL in front of Bawdy. Hilarous!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/1/2019 6:54:00 PM
Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx