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Ole - Bawdy Limerick

Olé Our nympho neighbour called Lucille Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal My poor husband Paul Just bangs on the wall As paper thin walls aren't ideal! Lu’s bonking for hour upon hour Just pausing to grab a quick shower Though she’s aged ninety eight Lucille’s sex life is great - Young lovers have got staying power! 01/28/21

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Jack Ellison

Date: 9/10/2022 3:21:00 PM

I used to have staying power... now I have praying power hoping my heart won't give out... oh lordy XOX!!!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/3/2022 4:05:00 PM

Hello Jan ... my gosh. I think I'd be moving out before Lucille started knocking on my door - another fine limerick Jan - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/1/2022 7:25:00 PM

Words fail me... Lucille!... Sigh...

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/31/2022 5:17:00 PM

Olé indeed! With a yodel and a squeal! Funny!

Terry Flood

Date: 1/31/2022 12:55:00 PM

That yodelling isn’t lust, it’s agony every time her lovers try to iron her. Well funny, Jan. Terry

Alkas Poetry

Date: 1/29/2022 11:58:00 AM

Is it real OR REALITY SHOW...? 98 YEARS OLD ? AND THE YOUNGERS FROM 70 TO 90 ? COCOON ? LOVE POTION N 9 ! LOL, SPLENDIDID DEAR, APPLause ! Salute for Lucille ! alkas

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/29/2022 10:41:00 AM

I had an elderly neighbour like that on the other side of my bedroom wall in Paris, except all of her visitors were very beautiful and wealthy young women apparently easily thrilled and vocal about it! Always more to be learned in life! Aloha!