Ole - Bawdy Limerick

Olé Our nympho neighbour called Lucille Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal My poor husband Paul Just bangs on the wall As paper thin walls aren't ideal! Lu’s bonking for hour upon hour Just pausing to grab a quick shower Though she’s aged ninety eight Lucille’s sex life is great - Young lovers have got staying power! 01/28/21
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Date: 9/10/2022 3:21:00 PM
I used to have staying power... now I have praying power hoping my heart won't give out... oh lordy XOX!!!
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Date: 2/3/2022 4:05:00 PM
Hello Jan ... my gosh. I think I'd be moving out before Lucille started knocking on my door - another fine limerick Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 2/1/2022 7:25:00 PM
Words fail me... Lucille!... Sigh...
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Date: 1/31/2022 5:17:00 PM
Olé indeed! With a yodel and a squeal! Funny!
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Date: 1/31/2022 12:55:00 PM
That yodelling isn’t lust, it’s agony every time her lovers try to iron her. Well funny, Jan. Terry
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Date: 1/29/2022 11:58:00 AM
Is it real OR REALITY SHOW...? 98 YEARS OLD ? AND THE YOUNGERS FROM 70 TO 90 ? COCOON ? LOVE POTION N 9 ! LOL, SPLENDIDID DEAR, APPLause ! Salute for Lucille ! alkas
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Date: 1/29/2022 10:41:00 AM
I had an elderly neighbour like that on the other side of my bedroom wall in Paris, except all of her visitors were very beautiful and wealthy young women apparently easily thrilled and vocal about it! Always more to be learned in life! Aloha!
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Date: 1/29/2022 5:11:00 AM
Good for Lucille!! That's wy she'd made it so far! Happy Weekend Jan xxoo
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Date: 1/29/2022 1:29:00 AM
She'll die of a heart attack :)
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Date: 1/28/2022 10:28:00 PM
Sounds like they need the staying power Jan, Another smile you place on my lips. Thanks. Stay safe.
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Date: 1/28/2022 2:26:00 PM
Oh my! You go, Lucille!
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Date: 1/28/2022 2:22:00 PM
very funny, jan! i enjoyed...
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Date: 1/28/2022 1:19:00 PM
Think I'd be investing in some good quality earplugs, the novelty of listening to that would soon wear off lol. Tom
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