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Slack Jack - Bawdy Limerick

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Jack loves to recline on his back Especially when he's in the sack He says to his bride D’ya fancy a ride She exclaims, your todger’s too slack! Jack wanted to give her a thrill So swallows a little blue pill It works, way hey hey They’re bonking all day He’s happy and satisfies Jill 1/18/20

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Paul Schneiter

Date: 2/11/2020 12:22:00 PM

Obviously the old expression "He's got the blues" has taken on an entirely new meaning. What a genius you are, Jan. Hugs, Paul

Jack Horne

Date: 1/22/2020 2:38:00 PM

LOL, glad to see your muse is back & coming up with some great limericks. please excuse the short visit - sooooo many comments to return. Happy birthday for Burn's Night (hope you got the card) x

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:01:00 PM

Hubby has hidden the cards but he did say there was one from you so thank you so much!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/20/2020 4:23:00 PM

G'day Jan … I'd love to spend a day inside your mind Jan, especially when you're being creative - thank you for the giggles Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:02:00 PM

oh perish the thought of that Lindsay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 1/20/2020 1:28:00 AM

Is it Jill or is it Jan? LOL... love you...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:03:00 PM

Behave Pashang lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Raven Howell

Date: 1/20/2020 12:12:00 AM

I love your limerick! Jan, you rock! This made me laugh out loud. Wonderful!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:04:00 PM

Thanks Raven:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/19/2020 4:17:00 PM

;) Really cracked up when I read "todger's too slack." Jill must have had to hit the sack after a full day of "kicks" with Jack. Very funny! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:04:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn I never know when a limerick will spring into my mind:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/19/2020 2:03:00 PM

really really cute one, Jan. Think I will fave this one!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:19:00 PM

Thanks Andrea especially for the fave lol:-) hugs Jan xx

I.B. Padmakumar

Date: 1/19/2020 6:41:00 AM

Happy ending .. cute ...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2020 4:19:00 PM

Thanks IB:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/18/2020 8:08:00 PM

'Todger's a new one for me!! LOL... Thanks, Jan. ~ Artless Dodger

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 1/18/2020 7:39:00 PM

If only a blue pill - could thrust away ageing's chill - that would sure fit the bill...

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/18/2020 1:55:00 PM

- Cheers for the blue pills, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/18/2020 1:08:00 PM

Sounds like Jack saw the best show in town for the price of a pill! What a thrill! Aloha! Rico

Ts Poetry

Date: 1/18/2020 12:40:00 PM

Lol...Ole Jack was a spry ninety five...without sex he knew he would die...had nothing to lose...so popped a few blues.. said Jill let's go for a long drive