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Slack Jack - Bawdy Limerick

Jack loves to recline on his back
Especially when he's in the sack
He says to his bride
D’ya fancy a ride
She exclaims, your todger’s too slack!
 
Jack wanted to give her a thrill
So swallows a little blue pill
It works, way hey hey
They’re bonking all day
He’s happy and satisfies Jill

1/18/20

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Paul Schneiter Date: 2/11/2020 12:22:00 PM Obviously the old expression "He's got the blues" has taken on an entirely new meaning. What a genius you are, Jan. Hugs, Paul Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 1/22/2020 2:38:00 PM LOL, glad to see your muse is back & coming up with some great limericks. please excuse the short visit - sooooo many comments to return. Happy birthday for Burn's Night (hope you got the card) x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:01:00 PM Hubby has hidden the cards but he did say there was one from you so thank you so much!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/20/2020 4:23:00 PM G'day Jan … I'd love to spend a day inside your mind Jan, especially when you're being creative - thank you for the giggles Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:02:00 PM oh perish the thought of that Lindsay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi Date: 1/20/2020 1:28:00 AM Is it Jill or is it Jan? LOL... love you... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:03:00 PM Behave Pashang lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Raven Howell Date: 1/20/2020 12:12:00 AM I love your limerick! Jan, you rock! This made me laugh out loud. Wonderful! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:04:00 PM Thanks Raven:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/19/2020 4:17:00 PM ;) Really cracked up when I read "todger's too slack." Jill must have had to hit the sack after a full day of "kicks" with Jack. Very funny! Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:04:00 PM Thanks Carolyn I never know when a limerick will spring into my mind:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/19/2020 2:03:00 PM really really cute one, Jan. Think I will fave this one!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:19:00 PM Thanks Andrea especially for the fave lol:-) hugs Jan xx

I.B. Padmakumar Date: 1/19/2020 6:41:00 AM Happy ending .. cute ... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/22/2020 4:19:00 PM Thanks IB:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 1/18/2020 8:08:00 PM 'Todger's a new one for me!! LOL... Thanks, Jan. ~ Artless Dodger Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 1/18/2020 7:39:00 PM If only a blue pill - could thrust away ageing's chill - that would sure fit the bill... Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/18/2020 1:55:00 PM - Cheers for the blue pills, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 1/18/2020 1:08:00 PM Sounds like Jack saw the best show in town for the price of a pill! What a thrill! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Ts Poetry Date: 1/18/2020 12:40:00 PM Lol...Ole Jack was a spry ninety five...without sex he knew he would die...had nothing to lose...so popped a few blues.. said Jill let's go for a long drive Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/18/2020 12:36:00 PM A hoot Jan, with a happy ending lol. Tom Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 1/18/2020 12:16:00 PM This is so cute and funny Jan. Loved the lexicon! : ) xxoo Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 1/18/2020 11:47:00 AM Jack and Jill rock’n that hill! Lol Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 1/18/2020 11:40:00 AM Just another case of the blues.. Login to Reply