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He Knows How To Fix Ladies Plumbing

When shopping I espied my plumber 
I’d dallied with him in the summer
We’d meet round the block
I’ve seen his ballcock
He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer

He’s laying pipe with my friend Mary
I advised her she should be wary
Because I do not think
He’ll be fixing her sink
But bonking her down in the dairy

2/23/19 

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Jack Horne February 28, 2019 at 1:10 PM LOL, just love your sense of humour Jan Allison February 28, 2019 at 4:46 PM thanks my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire February 25, 2019 at 1:05 PM As for what Pat said, I'd never heard the term "laying pipe," but still laughed out loud reading your limerick, Jan. Thanks for the lift! Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison February 28, 2019 at 4:46 PM well plumbers lay pipe don't they lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams February 25, 2019 at 7:35 AM This is really funny Jan. I haven't heard or read "laying pipe" in quite a long time. Fits perfectly though! Well done................80) Jan Allison February 28, 2019 at 4:46 PM thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish February 24, 2019 at 5:01 PM Sexy stuff here. When I want to laugh I think of my sex life. When I want to cry I think of my sex life. Peace & Love Matthew Anish Jan Allison February 24, 2019 at 5:55 PM thanks Matthew!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf February 23, 2019 at 10:15 PM OMG! As bawdy as bawdy as bawdy can be (And to think that one of my verses ending in 'son of a b' got censored by Poetry Soup)!... At any rate, this plumber of yours definitely 'plumbs the depths!' LOL. ~ Gershon Jan Allison February 24, 2019 at 5:54 PM shame they have certain words filtered especially when they can have dual meanings and you are writing a serious poem and get stars in it:-( hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour February 23, 2019 at 5:55 PM Hahaha... this is hilarious Jan, you are so funny, I can't stop laughing! Kindest thoughts Ann xx Jan Allison February 23, 2019 at 6:12 PM thanks Ann I started it a few days ago and finally finished the second stanza tonight:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie February 23, 2019 at 4:33 PM G'day Jan … see what happens when two worlds entwine. We get fun limericks - gooduns Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison February 23, 2019 at 4:42 PM lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta February 23, 2019 at 4:27 PM Was he named Trump? Trump is always dealing with too many leaks . . . . Aloha! Rico Jan Allison February 23, 2019 at 4:29 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen February 23, 2019 at 3:14 PM - I had a plumber visit a few weeks ago ... he was completely different :))) - hugs and enjoy your weekend, Jan :) - // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison February 23, 2019 at 3:16 PM Ours came round on Wednesday and replaced the radiator that leaked when we were on holiday - new carpet next week then we can get back to normality lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman February 23, 2019 at 2:02 PM As a retired plumber, I think I'll leave all the comments to others. lol Jan Allison February 23, 2019 at 2:15 PM ha ha ha thanks Curtis:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger February 23, 2019 at 1:47 PM Whoa! You are on your way to writing a steamy romance novel, my friend! Jan Allison February 23, 2019 at 1:57 PM not me caren lol:-) hugs jan xx