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When shopping I espied my plumber I’d dallied with him in the summer We’d meet round the block I’ve seen his ballcock He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer He’s laying pipe with my friend Mary I advised her she should be wary Because I do not think He’ll be fixing her sink But bonking her down in the dairy 2/23/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 2/28/2019 1:10:00 PM

LOL, just love your sense of humour

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 4:46:00 PM

thanks my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/25/2019 1:05:00 PM

As for what Pat said, I'd never heard the term "laying pipe," but still laughed out loud reading your limerick, Jan. Thanks for the lift! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 4:46:00 PM

well plumbers lay pipe don't they lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 2/25/2019 7:35:00 AM

This is really funny Jan. I haven't heard or read "laying pipe" in quite a long time. Fits perfectly though! Well done................80)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2019 4:46:00 PM

thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 2/24/2019 5:01:00 PM

Sexy stuff here. When I want to laugh I think of my sex life. When I want to cry I think of my sex life. Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 5:55:00 PM

thanks Matthew!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/23/2019 10:15:00 PM

OMG! As bawdy as bawdy as bawdy can be (And to think that one of my verses ending in 'son of a b' got censored by Poetry Soup)!... At any rate, this plumber of yours definitely 'plumbs the depths!' LOL. ~ Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2019 5:54:00 PM

shame they have certain words filtered especially when they can have dual meanings and you are writing a serious poem and get stars in it:-( hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 2/23/2019 5:55:00 PM

Hahaha... this is hilarious Jan, you are so funny, I can't stop laughing! Kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2019 6:12:00 PM

thanks Ann I started it a few days ago and finally finished the second stanza tonight:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/23/2019 4:33:00 PM

G'day Jan … see what happens when two worlds entwine. We get fun limericks - gooduns Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2019 4:42:00 PM

lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/23/2019 4:27:00 PM

Was he named Trump? Trump is always dealing with too many leaks . . . . Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2019 4:29:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/23/2019 3:14:00 PM

- I had a plumber visit a few weeks ago ... he was completely different :))) - hugs and enjoy your weekend, Jan :) - // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2019 3:16:00 PM

Ours came round on Wednesday and replaced the radiator that leaked when we were on holiday - new carpet next week then we can get back to normality lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman

Date: 2/23/2019 2:02:00 PM

As a retired plumber, I think I'll leave all the comments to others. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2019 2:15:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Curtis:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/23/2019 1:47:00 PM

Whoa! You are on your way to writing a steamy romance novel, my friend!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2019 1:57:00 PM

not me caren lol:-) hugs jan xx