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He Knows How To Fix Ladies Plumbing

When shopping I espied my plumber 
I’d dallied with him in the summer
We’d meet round the block
I’ve seen his ballcock
He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer

He’s laying pipe with my friend Mary
I advised her she should be wary
Because I do not think
He’ll be fixing her sink
But bonking her down in the dairy

2/23/19 

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Jack Horne Date: 2/28/2019 1:10:00 PM LOL, just love your sense of humour Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/28/2019 4:46:00 PM thanks my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 2/25/2019 1:05:00 PM As for what Pat said, I'd never heard the term "laying pipe," but still laughed out loud reading your limerick, Jan. Thanks for the lift! Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/28/2019 4:46:00 PM well plumbers lay pipe don't they lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams Date: 2/25/2019 7:35:00 AM This is really funny Jan. I haven't heard or read "laying pipe" in quite a long time. Fits perfectly though! Well done................80) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/28/2019 4:46:00 PM thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

Matthew Anish Date: 2/24/2019 5:01:00 PM Sexy stuff here. When I want to laugh I think of my sex life. When I want to cry I think of my sex life. Peace & Love Matthew Anish Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/24/2019 5:55:00 PM thanks Matthew!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 2/23/2019 10:15:00 PM OMG! As bawdy as bawdy as bawdy can be (And to think that one of my verses ending in 'son of a b' got censored by Poetry Soup)!... At any rate, this plumber of yours definitely 'plumbs the depths!' LOL. ~ Gershon Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/24/2019 5:54:00 PM shame they have certain words filtered especially when they can have dual meanings and you are writing a serious poem and get stars in it:-( hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour Date: 2/23/2019 5:55:00 PM Hahaha... this is hilarious Jan, you are so funny, I can't stop laughing! Kindest thoughts Ann xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2019 6:12:00 PM thanks Ann I started it a few days ago and finally finished the second stanza tonight:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 2/23/2019 4:33:00 PM G'day Jan … see what happens when two worlds entwine. We get fun limericks - gooduns Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2019 4:42:00 PM lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 2/23/2019 4:27:00 PM Was he named Trump? Trump is always dealing with too many leaks . . . . Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2019 4:29:00 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/23/2019 3:14:00 PM - I had a plumber visit a few weeks ago ... he was completely different :))) - hugs and enjoy your weekend, Jan :) - // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2019 3:16:00 PM Ours came round on Wednesday and replaced the radiator that leaked when we were on holiday - new carpet next week then we can get back to normality lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman Date: 2/23/2019 2:02:00 PM As a retired plumber, I think I'll leave all the comments to others. lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2019 2:15:00 PM ha ha ha thanks Curtis:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 2/23/2019 1:47:00 PM Whoa! You are on your way to writing a steamy romance novel, my friend! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/23/2019 1:57:00 PM not me caren lol:-) hugs jan xx