Short Bonking Poems
Short Bonking Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bonking by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bonking by length and keyword.
What Did Bulgarian Bunny Do
BROWN BALD BULAGARIAN BUNNY BUMPING BLOWING BURBING BUBBLEGUM
BOUNCING BONKING ON BLUE BLOOMING BLOSSONING BLOSSOM BEHINED
BOBBY BOLT BOTTERSON BROTHER BIG BELLY...
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Categories:
bonking, animal,
Form:
Alliteration
What Did Bulgarian Bunny Do
BROWN BALD BULAGARIAN BUNNY BUMPING BLOWING BURBING BUBBLEGUM
BOUNCING BONKING ON BLUE BLOOMING BLOSSONING BLOSSOM BEHINED
BOBBY BOLT BOTTERSON BROTHER BIG BELLY...
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Categories:
bonking, animal,
Form:
Alliteration
Catching a Cheetah - Bawdy
Flash Peter stayed in a hotel
So handsome and minted as well
He's seen bonking a floosie
In the hotel jaccuzzi
caught naked; his wife gave him hell!
1/24/19...
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Categories:
bonking, holiday, humorous, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Quickie
In the next life
if reincarnated
as a mayfly
I am designated
it's good enough for me
with nothing but fun
for twenty-four hours
(under the sun)
until the race is run
bonking here bonking there
I'll be bonking everywhere
non-stop until I drop
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Categories:
bonking, fun, humor, insect, nonsense, silly, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Slack Jack - Bawdy Limerick
Jack loves to recline on his back
Especially when he's in the sack
He says to his bride
D’ya fancy a ride
She exclaims, your todger’s too slack!
Jack wanted to give her a thrill
So swallows a little blue pill
It works, way hey hey
They’re bonking all day
He’s happy and satisfies Jill
1/18/20...
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Categories:
bonking, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Yur In Trouble
Mary hiked up to Pipi Springs
With hope of seeing pretty things
A little tinkle
Became a sprinkle
When all she saw were ding-a-lings
2nd Verse
Contributed by Jan Allison:
To Mary their antics were shockin'
blokes certain all had their cok in
some folk they were nude
their bonking was lewd
if unlucky a baby their clockin....
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Categories:
bonking, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
He Knows How To Fix Ladies Plumbing
When shopping I espied my plumber
I’d dallied with him in the summer
We’d meet round the block
I’ve seen his ballcock
He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer
He’s laying pipe with my friend Mary
I advised her she should be wary
Because I do not think
He’ll be fixing her sink
But bonking her down in the dairy
2/23/19 ...
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Categories:
bonking, humorous, jobs, lust,
Form:
Limerick
BAWDY LIMERICK
I’m laughing at Ex boss, Tess Tickle
Once so anti marriage – how fickle
Dick Pickle she’d marry
Though she calls him Larry
Now married she’s Tess Tickle-Pickle
On baby making Tess ain’t shirkin’
They’re bonking and grinding and jerkin’
And soon, sure enough
Tess got up the duff
The baby boy they’ve christened Gherkin!...
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Categories:
bonking, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Ole - Bawdy Limerick
Olé
Our nympho neighbour called Lucille
Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal
My poor husband Paul
Just bangs on the wall
As paper thin walls aren't ideal!
Lu’s bonking for hour upon hour
Just pausing to grab a quick shower
Though she’s aged ninety eight
Lucille’s sex life is great -
Young lovers have got staying power!
01/28/21...
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Categories:
bonking, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Bar Steward Town 8
Do you satisfy your wife?
Let me do that to her
Things like that happen here
Nobody thought odd of it
Not even to the pissed couple bonking
In the school yard after hours
All the town's folk were this way
Thirsty and drinkers all the time
It was sort of local pride
Just like nailing a hole
Lots of dirty warm beer
And skanky holes
That type of town
Awesome people
CC 191 2020
JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX...
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Categories:
bonking, animal, poverty, slam,
Form:
Verse