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Bleep Poems - Poems about Bleep


Premium Member In at the bleep end
When there is yellow in the pool Stick with me and observe the rule Keep right out of that space Please don't stick in your face I'll leave you to it, you fool...

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Categories: bleep, fun,
Form: Limerick
Bleep Trump
Shut the bleep up! Stop pouring your poison in my cup. Don’t corner me with your bleep. You’re an bleephole and you know it and stop talking and just listen cause your bleep I’m not kissin. Put up or shut up. Your mouth is in a rut. Your tiny brain is full of piss. Your bullbleep I don’t miss. I’m tired of your lies and your...

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Categories: bleep, anger, slam,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Time Is a Bleep and a Blip
Our life is like a wisp and a willow. A bleep and a blip. Our life review an accumulation of every moment. It was difficult for me to understand Until I got older. Now memories come hard and fast, Strange little moments that had no significance at the time. Stores, people’s faces, a weird comment, a glimpse out a window. Time...

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Categories: bleep, nostalgia, seasons, time, world,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Home, Bleep Home
The time had come, we were agreed To discontinue paying rents. We'd make our plans and then proceed To buy or build a residence. i said an older house I'd choose. A little house and lot would do. The first of many fights I'd lose, My wife and daughters wanted new. Because of our financial state, A giant mortgage would be tough. I said we...

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Categories: bleep, family, house, humor, wife,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Can I Say Bleep On Tv
Can I say BLEEP on your show? "No, that's not allowed." Why not? It's not a bad word. I'd think I could say it numerous times, Like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP. "Stop that, it'll just be bleeped." Well then, can I say smegma Or at least shorten it to smeg? "I don't know what that is." It's is a lot worse than BLEEP I'll tell you...

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Categories: bleep, funny, humor, perspective, satire,
Form: Free verse



Bleep
I was really down on my luck, looked in the mirror - about to chuck, things seemed at their dimmest, good luck - at its slimmest... Sometimes, just gotta say "What the _____!"...

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Categories: bleep, humor, life,
Form: Limerick
Bleep-Bleep
exhausted by all the bull***t talk by all the mindless blabber over lukewarm coffee about this and about that and about who's f***ing who but all that doesn't mean a damn thing to me and though blind i may be some things even i see and in times like these i wish no one harm but i also wish to be left...

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Categories: bleep, angst, confusion, dark, depression,
Form: I do not know?
Bleep
It seems that all I hear is bleep Hatred not meant to keep Bleep bleep bleep All those words stuck in your brain You want to have them stop saying those names Like bleep bleep bleep When bleep isn’t even a bleep word All the bleep words aren’t absurd Its just bleep bleep bleep All I hear is bleep bleep bleep Stop the bleeping bleep...

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Categories: bleep, socialwords,
Form: I do not know?
What the Bleep Is Going On Here
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Categories: bleep, history, imagination, on writing
Form: Free verse

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