Can I Say Bleep On Tv

Can I say BLEEP on your show? "No, that's not allowed." Why not? It's not a bad word. I'd think I could say it numerous times, Like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP. "Stop that, it'll just be bleeped." Well then, can I say smegma Or at least shorten it to smeg? "I don't know what that is." It's is a lot worse than BLEEP I'll tell you that. "Isn't it just a made-up swear word Used by Lister on Red Dwarf?" As point of fact it's not I wonder how they got away with it For so long When I can't even say BLEEP. "Then what is smegma precisely?" Roughly the male equivalent Of female sootikins. Can I say sootikins on tv? "Sounds harmless enough." Great.