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Can I Say BLEEP on tv

Can I say BLEEP on your show? "No, that's not allowed." Why not? It's not a bad word. I'd think I could say it numerous times, Like, BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP. "Stop that, it'll just be bleeped." Well then, can I say smegma Or at least shorten it to smeg? "I don't know what that is." It's is a lot worse than BLEEP I'll tell you that. "Isn't it just a made-up swear word Used by Lister on Red Dwarf?" As point of fact it's not I wonder how they got away with it For so long When I can't even say BLEEP. "Then what is smegma precisely?" Roughly the male equivalent Of female sootikins. Can I say sootikins on tv? "Sounds harmless enough." Great.

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Date: 1/18/2018 11:21:00 AM
you know we are going to have to find out where all this bizarreness leads us ... right ...
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 1/21/2018 12:58:00 PM
All roads lead to folly!
Date: 1/16/2018 1:59:00 PM
ha ha ha and I remember smeg on red dwarf and have never heard of sootikins lol lol lol but now i know thanks to Mr Google lol:-) really made me smile thanks Jessica:-) hugs jan xx
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 1/21/2018 12:58:00 PM
When you're smiling! When you're smiling! The whole world smiles with you!