Big Bucks Poems - Poems about Big Bucks

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

...In time when night turned to dawn, I could see, It all appeared like sheer fantasy. Light-hearted, I put on my office hat, And hurriedly in my horse carriage sat To drive away myself to sink ......Read the rest...

... Swamp Critters Problem Solvers Or Nut’s? Miracle Man 2/1/2024 America’s problems, mortal man can’t solve, and elected officials seem to watch time evolve. Things of importance to th......Read the rest...

... Where are your voices, Me-too, Planned Parenthood, NOW your Jewish sisters violated, raped by the dozens - How come you've gone quiet, your silence dea......Read the rest...

...Go ahead, ask me Am I'm proud of my dear son Scott You can bet your sweet darn bippy I am Proud as one of them peacocks Turned out to be a guru In the fast paced world of computers Th......Read the rest...

...(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue) [Intro] Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since Nixon got the shock When he crashed on Daley’s bloc If today Any shoc......Read the rest...

... Why spend big bucks to join a fitness club when you can get a good workout and more by cutting down and dragging stubborn scrub and pulling vines from trees to work your core? An added ......Read the rest...

...Go ahead, ask me again Am I proud of my dear son Scott You can bet your sweet little bippy I am Proud as one of them peacocks Turned out to be a guru In the fast paced world of compute......Read the rest...

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quarks regarding foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mand......Read the rest...

...(a rhyme revision in stanza 9 in case the sponsor already read this.) 'Twas the night before Christmas. My shopping was done. But gifts needed wrapping, and THAT’S never fun! Huge piles of gifts......Read the rest...

...I tried so long to get into your head While you would sleep in the dead of the night To be the monster underneath your bed Yet mid nightmare, I'd start to feel contrite I asked the greats to t......Read the rest...

...I'm waiting on a tradesman I've been waiting now for months The place is falling down around me While I'm down in the dumps The plumbings making noises The lightings on the blink Can som......Read the rest...

...hairdo updo mani pedi assess short dress high heels appeals oh dear he’s here in tux big bucks limo let’s go arrive alive fruit punch some munch slow dance my cha......Read the rest...

...For the first time my computer has fallen It can’t seem to boot up, the screen’s blank Needless to say, I am more than crestfallen I have no money for a new one in the bank It can’t......Read the rest...

...Each morn when the alarm says it's time to get up To my Mac I rush to before pee To see who's commented on my silliness poems It's a good thing this option is free Pretty damn sure payi......Read the rest...