Waiting On a Tradesman

I'm waiting on a tradesman I've been waiting now for months The place is falling down around me While I'm down in the dumps The plumbings making noises The lightings on the blink Can someone fix the cupboards And replace the laundry sink Please fluff up the insulation A paint job wouldn't go amiss All of this I can't do myself Because my skill set is remiss My job is pushing pen and paper And its only now I realise That in hindsight my career choice Was perhaps somewhat unwise I could be making the big bucks And raking in lots of dough - Oh, if only l'd been a tradesmen I wouldn't have this tale of woe!