Biddies Poems - Poems about Biddies

...Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail, Once more toting with her Santa's bail; Seems where people all shop He let red trousers drop: He enjoys showing biddies he's male.......Read the rest...

...She dresses so young! She should dress her age! She looks ridiculous. I scoff at these old biddies. If any of them looked half as good They would be dressed exactly like her. She takes care o......Read the rest...

...They talked about their great grandbaby as if she was a movie star. I was sick of smiling at her pictures, and I could not walk very far. They would chase me down the sidewalk to see her latest vid......Read the rest...

...Peonies and cannas are blooming along my walk While birds are tweeting messages to one another, I suspect the small animals are taking care of young A newborn spring fawn stays close t......Read the rest...

...So I drove the van down a walking trail, and slid into a ditch. The Officers with voices hale Began the walkers to regale With "Oh, no, he won't go to jail!" My van was tilt at such a pitch, ......Read the rest...

...Nothing but puppies; Swam with the guppies; Hang out cause their buddies, When they get out of the pool yukky Smelly are the fur biddies, And those floppies, kitties,putties, putty......Read the rest...

...Enormous eggplants peppered her Easter hat. They were a bit heavy, but purple and exact. However did you find them, and what fun! The old biddies said, when they saw her in the sun. Why thank y......Read the rest...

...Knowing you as I do, you entered the room shyly. Saying nothing, you took a seat next to your sister. Then your ear homed in on the speaker. You tried not to notice some of the ladies paying ......Read the rest...

...Charlie’s got an old bar outside of town. It’s pretty seedy and plenty run down. Characters who don’t lightly suffer fools go there to drink whisky and to shoot pool. Some huffy stuffy l......Read the rest...

...This poem was entered in Julia Ward's contest but I've decided not to write for her. At the footbridge I pause for one last glance at naysayers who never gave me a chance. River......Read the rest...

...you gotta join in the struggle for the ill-gotten gains of the movers and the shakers on the streets Wall and Main we will take what we are due like the Sioux we'll count coup on the heads of the ......Read the rest...

...The rooster led his harem forth into the garden for a party There they would dine from mother earth Aphids on roses, worms they ate harty Queen Ann's lace was laced with caterpillars And r......Read the rest...

...The foggy hollow reverberates with rooster's echoes Cackling hens sing a laying tune Biddies for their true beau Horizonal wispy white clouds Lie upon the blue sky Birds of the morn sing ......Read the rest...

...A determined chicken collector and her obliging spouse Reside in a small town, inside a quaint sort-of HEN house High upon a mountain top covered with melting snow Displays of ceramic chickens, last ......Read the rest...

...I don’t have a drinking problem I drink til I get drunk Then I stumble home Where I live all alone And I diddle my own junk. I don’t have a drinking problem The problem is you see When I ......Read the rest...