Egg Recipes Horrifies Three Chefs

egg recipes! What? Give me that cookbook
The old biddies were horrified
The restaurant owners were cannibals!
They opened up the refrigerator and gathered the eggs.

Walked out the door holding them above their heads.
We quit! They yelled to the owners.
The owner’s wife said to him
“I knew hiring three hens was going to be a problem.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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