Running From Two Proud Old Broads

They talked about their great grandbaby as if she was a movie star. I was sick of smiling at her pictures, and I could not walk very far. They would chase me down the sidewalk to see her latest video. They are ninety plus, but you should see these old bats go! I cannot see without my readers, and I do not wear them outside. These two sisters were screaming at me today, I had nowhere to hide. They brought out their cell phone and chased me to my shed. I said I had not heard them and could hear laughter from old Ned. He lives three doors away, so you know these biddies are loud. All they have is this little one; and you can see they are mighty proud. I got my reading glasses out and took a quick look at the queen. She might be the prettiest baby anyone in this world has ever seen!