Short Biddies Poems

Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male....

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Little Buddy, Chick Daddy

Little buddy could cluck like a hen.
So, young biddies went running to him.
He would lift up his wings.
Come for warmth, he would sing.
Quickly chicks chirped, “Let chick-sitting begin!”

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 22, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick...

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The stranger’s hat was cattywampus
His grey and white toupee slightly askew
Church ladies thought he was single
I mean more than just a random few

They surrounded him at the pot luck
Before he was introduced to the church
The fact he is the new minister’s husband
Gave quite a few old biddies a lurch....

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STILL LIFE - WITH FRUIT, DOILY AND BOTTLE

They spill!
Of her he’d had his fill
He tipped the table
Dumped!
Her oranges, apples, pears
Surprised the tea cup biddies -
Set them on their ears -
Then, with her priceless lacey cloth
Had wiped the floor of fruity froth
Hence he meant to finish the job 
Attacked the bottle with a fork
Laughed, then pulled the noisy cork...

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She dresses so young!
She should dress her age!
She looks ridiculous.
I scoff at these old biddies.

If any of them looked half as good
They would be dressed exactly like her.
She takes care of herself.
She exercises. She eats healthy.

She has a slim body, and her skin is impeccable.
This is where all the gossiping is coming from.
I roll my eyes at their jealousy.
She arrives, and they ooh and ahh over her....

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