Best Warranty Poems
Below are the all-time best Warranty poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of warranty poems written by PoetrySoup members
A Better WarrantyIf priests sold used cars and
Used car salesmen sold heaven’s land
Would you get a better warranty of faith -
In hand...
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Categories:
warranty, car, fun, funny, life,
Form:
Blank verse
Loud MouthInspired by Machinehead – Darkness Within (Acoustic version) & members of society who refuse to embrace the kiss of silence…
As great intentions
Wither upon invalidated declarations,
Serenity’s...
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Categories:
warranty, life, people, slam, society,
Form:
Free verse
A Big ProblemOnce there was a famous king,
More famous than Ozymandias.
His name was King Wolf.
Sultan was his nickname.
He called himself a benevolent despot;
And his style of...
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Categories:
warranty, irony, satire, , ozymandias,
Form:
Narrative
50 Shades of NakedIf you are 50 and you are naked
Please
Make it a poem and not a photo
A poem we see your inner beauty
A photo we see out...
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Categories:
warranty, age, beauty, happiness, heart,
Form:
Light Verse
Raging At the Machine
Aaarrhhh!
You say it's not working again, dear
Curse that piece of metal junk,
it only works on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
Part-time dishwashing machine ...
and half of the...
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Categories:
warranty, anger, humor, humorous, marriage,
Form:
Light Verse
Murphy's RulesWhen everything seems peaceful
and all is going well
you'll find out that Murphy's rules
will grab you like a spell
When you build your money up
a bundle in...
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Categories:
warranty, fate, humorous,
Form:
Ballad
Natural LoveNatural love
Love cooked over a wood-fire
Smoky, smoked, well-preserved love
Well-worn love that fits just right
Like an old leather jacket
Love with wrinkles and smiling lines
Freckles and blackheads
Love...
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Categories:
warranty, love, true love,
Form:
Prose Poetry
NeanderthalHe stands there, stripped bare, shameless, nameless, voiceless
Standing there, choice-less
No dignity, no vanity, no pity
No integrity
No eyeballs so no stare, no flesh and...
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Categories:
warranty, history, science,
Form:
Rhyme
The Girl In the MirrorPoor choices ride piggy back on lies,
holding my trembling frame against shame flaming walls . . .
A million smiles may paint the day,
but deep canyon...
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Categories:
warranty, introspection, sad love, self,
Form:
Free verse
Valentine's DayMy friends have always hated Valentine's Day.
They ridiculed the pimply-faced boys
Whose hormone-infused offerings
Smell of Axe cologne and sweaty palms.
Greater the mocking of pubescent princesses
Who prance...
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Categories:
warranty, cinderella, february, heart, love,
Form:
Prose
Road To Nowdown under
down a country road
road to success
road to nowhere
nowhere to hide
nowhere to run
run away from home
run a race
race horses
race to win
win the lottery
win a trip
trip...
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Categories:
warranty, time, word play,
Form:
Blitz
Jump Start - Susan Burch -Jump Start (( collaboration * SUSAN BURCH ))
by~ Poet D:
How did it come to this?
You and me down memory bliss..
Some where in between...
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Categories:
warranty, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost loveme, heart,
Form:
Couplet
Buy a Car Or Drive a Woman
A brand new car gleams with silver and unblemished paint
Never belonging to anyone else brings its own desirability
Virginal, it might be called…longed for but never...
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Categories:
warranty, heartbreak, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
The Quest For My Heart MY QUEST
I lost my heart. Where can it be? There is sadness and despair.
If I were to search for all...
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Categories:
warranty, betrayal, break up,
Form:
Rhyme
Who, Why, What, Where, WhenWho, Why, What, Where, When?
Take a meme, and make it clean by belief, engagement,
God meme, Santa Claus or denim jeans are fundamentals,
They offer...
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Categories:
warranty, faith, god, happiness, identity,
Form:
Quatrain