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Warranty Poems - Poems about Warranty


Your Warranty Is Expiring
For the last fifteen years, I’ve gotten red in the face I could scream bloody murder every time I get it I can’t believe that our congress can’t pass a law to throw these people in jail if they don’t quit it I have tried many times to call someone about it but it seems to be useless and...

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Categories: warranty, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Under Warranty Maigc 9
You don't want to taste my crazy, I will smile straight into your threats; Just let me be; What I need? Is to be left alone; I am not one of the bourgeoise, stay unaware of what I'm capable of; My behavior no longer under warranty, control is one of my strongest assets; I warn you do not tempt me....

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Categories: warranty, anger, emotions, feelings,
Form: Other



Premium Member A Better Warranty
If priests sold used cars and Used car salesmen sold heaven’s land Would you get a better warranty of faith - In hand...

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Categories: warranty, car, fun, funny, life,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Warranty Declined
Seems that with nearly every purchase nowadays for a fee, Sales representatives want to sell you an extended warranty! I reckon that's fine should you purchase a washing machine or car, But the warranty that I was offered today I thought quite bizarre! A warranty for a disposable camera didn't make a whole lot of sense! I bought it at...

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Categories: warranty, funny,
Form: Couplet
Warranty
An appliance has a warranty, Right there in black and white. You can get your money back If it won’t work just right. And purchasing a car provides Assurance in two styles – It’s guaranteed for either months Or, which comes first, in miles. The human body does not have A paper that imparts The promise of the life imbued In all its many parts. So...

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Categories: warranty, funny, lifemay, cancer,
Form: Rhyme



Warranty
Do you have your eternal warranty? Did you remember to purchase extended maintenance? Did you see the hidden costs? Did you know where to search? Will you expire before your warranty is secured? Spirited life has no expiration date....

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Categories: warranty, hope, imagination, inspirational
Form: Free verse

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