Best Tossing Poems

I’ve decided to be rid of some things:

	a moth-holed sequined dress with bitter tags,
	the weeping journal of ennui and pain,
        the mocking trophy case of trophied dust,
        proud calligraphed to-do lists...

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Thomas was a tosser of the caber
Loved to practice in front of his neighbour
Oh boy how she would blush
When he wiggled his tush
For his caber glowed like a lightsabre

Just a fun write about the Scottish athletic event of tossing the caber which is practiced at...

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In a tossing and turning night, to wake up I forgot
Never slipping from a series of perpetual dream
A strange situation over and again, escape I could not
In the fabric of this woolgather, I couldn’t tear the seam

A speech in front of hundreds, I yearned to...

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Oh, What A Piddily Day

I Whittled It Away

On Some Unnecessary Chips

On My Shoulders

& In My Dips ...


             Written & Copyrighted ©:  9/12/2013 
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The ice swirled around in a dangerous way
Tossing cars willy nilly into each other and concrete bridges
I marveled at her confidence and power
Hoping I was not going to slide into the two wrecked cars in front of me
She gave me a tiny spin, showing me...

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Tossing the Bridal Bouquet

By Elton Camp

Their wedding vows bride and groom did say
One more task before they make their getaway

A tradition that started five hundred years ago
But one that is still considered to be fun though

The single ladies are called and all gather about
While the...

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Each spring in the Gulf Coast Panhandle 
Seafood lovers attend a festival
Honoring the dark meat, oily mullet
That leaps into air shaped like a gullet
But the oddest part of this tradition
Is the mullet tossing competition
Both he-men and ladies take to the beach
To see how far their...

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Off and on they signaled, always in rapid fire
casting munitions across my window blind
A garish platoon of aggressors engaged in war
all tossing hand grenades at my haggard mind

Their bullets were blinking in Morse code
flashing in rhythm with droning dissonant jazz
From their stronghold across the asphalt...

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tossing and turning
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Copyright 2014
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY McDONALD'S INTERNATIONAL, LLC



ANOTHER---YEAR---------AND--IT'S--ANOTHER---NEW---YEAR!
FOLKS!

WAS---IT---YOUR------WINTER---WONDERLAND...THIS-YEAR?

WHEN---SNOW--FLAKES---------BLOW-RIGHT-----OR--EVEN--WRONG...
THEY-------CAN-------COL--LECT.........AS-THOSE----WINTER--WONDERLAND...
KISSES!

PILED--HIGH--------AND--EVER----SO--TIGHT!

SO--LET'S--------GO---FOLKS!

ANOTHER--WINTER--WONDER--LAND!


[NATIONAL ANTHEM]


"FALLIN FOR YOU" BY COLBIE CAILLAT

"TOSSIN ROUND ON A WINTER'S WONDER-LAND" BY COLBIE CAILLAT
Copyright 2014
All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By McDonald's International, LLC


Snow-board's...TIGHT...and-SLEDS...Come-From-My...CARDBOARDING!
AZURE-'N-GREEN...HILLS......and-Moguling...DOWN...THOSE-HILLS!
Crashing-Waves...and-WAVING...Down-THOSE...Waving-WAVES...and
WAVING...THOSE-BRAIDS!

Teeth-So-WHITE-and-PURE...PEARLY...WHITE-OR-BLUE!
SOME-DAYS...were-so...WELL......NOT-SO...PEARLY!

Bubbles-and-BUBBLING...DOWN-WAVES...
LED-to......a-Pearly...SWAY!

Tossin-Round-On-A......Winter's...Wonder-Land!

BLOWN-------KISSES......and-KISSING!
On-A...BLURRY...AND-FUZZY-WARM...Winter's-------NIGHT-OR-DAY!
COL-LECTING...BLOWN-KISSES...AND-HOLDING-TIGHT!
BE-IT.......WRONG-OR-RIGHT!

A-Heart-So......PURE-AND-TIGHT!
AND-KISSING...THROUGH...THE-STARLIT...BLUE-LIT...MOONLESS
BRIGHT-LIGHT...and-SHINING!
Stars...Shining...GRINNING-AND-GIGGLING...BURSTING
AND-LAUGHING!

Tossin-Round-On-A......Winter's...Wonder-Land!
Another-Year......Done-Right-or-Done...WONDERFULLY!


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Tossing mints in a t-rex mouth,
his calamitous breath smells good,
as the terrible lizard rolls you South,
delighting in his wintergreen food.

Thankfully this monstrosity of a sweet-tooth Rex
rejects his diet of flesh and menthol as vomitus.
Relating voluminously to Jonah - you’re a wreck.
You slide off the belching...

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Before the new year can begin,
You have to throw out every sin;
So with a rock or piece of bread,
You toss them quickly overhead

Into a river or a lake,
Where they’ll be gone, for symbol’s sake.
The brand-new year will start and then
Your sinning can begin again!

*a tradition...

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Headlong into the sea of love
Down to the bottom I dove
Up out of the murky deep
Came that sparkling trove

I’ll take my chance to see below
Prospecting from the cold deep
Revealing the resident of that pod
Scrap or precious stone to keep

Handle her carefully 
Watch out for the...

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This is just a rouged crush it will quickly pass.
Like a waterspout passing over the fisherman.
At times lonely can erect a shimmering mirage.
Turn rock hard common sense into a flaccid collage.
Never mistake it for love- it's just a flash of pyrite.
Amidst the howl in a...

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Pecos Bill rode herd in the vast forlorn.
His quiet Paint gobbled buttered popcorn.
A tornado, in a fit, 
Came for a whirlwind visit. 
“Paint, meet Curley. His back I will adorn.”

Bill grabbed his rope and threw a loop with hope
And saddled the whirlwind so Paint could...

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