Breaking News on Tossing Trash

We used to think about the stars more distant than the planet Mars But now we only think of Earth which puts a damper on our mirth For on the ground and in the air There’s so much crud we just can’t bear So all of you who toss your trash You ought to be, but aren’t abashed Be warned! We have a brand-new plan That we are sure will soon you land In jail in your respective towns And change your smiles to ugly frowns So if you like your freedom, guys Don’t toss your trash! ~ A word to the wise