Best Toots Poems
The Ballad of Prospector PeteProspector Pete had roamed the hills fer years searchin' fer gold!
He and his faithful burro, Fred, were both growin' weary and old.
He'd looked fer color in many a mountain and stream in Colorado,
Lookin' fer that mother lode, that elusive vein, his own El Dorado!
Oh, he'd...
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Categories:
toots, funny,
Form:
Ballad
Elicit Illicit Lucid Dreams -Contains Nudity-~JSLambert does not (currently:) use, or encourage hallucinogenic drug use.
Telepathic psilocybin prescription erasing elastic depression. Competition
wanes, just when nocturnal emission drains. Lifted poetic wing clipping. This
party only makes sense to those encrypted with unconsciousness. Scalpel in
hand, methodical break...
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Categories:
toots, allegory, allusion, appreciation, beauty,
Form:
Carpe Diem
Santa DaddyIt seems that daddy loses ground
when that old Santa comes around
For with his smile and apple cheeks
caught by the glimpse of one who peeks
Excitement roars its fluffy...
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Categories:
toots, children, christmas, father, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
ObservationOBSERVATION
Every town
I mean town or city
Has one
And it aint pretty
There’s this old, red brick building
Nothin on either side
No place for a dealer or his junky to hide
Hell no!
This wreck’s been boarded-up for years
Everything all round’s been torn down
Once in a while some truck’ll ...
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Categories:
toots, america,
Form:
Free verse
The Ballad of Prospector PeteProspector Pete had roamed the hills fer years searchin' fer some gold.
He and his faithful burro, Fred, were both growin' weary and old.
He'd looked fer color in many a mountain and stream in Colorado,
Lookin' fer that mother lode, that elusive vein, his own El Dorado.
Oh,...
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Categories:
toots, humorous, irony,
Form:
Ballad
Linda AliceA poetess named Linda Alice Fowler
Chose the spirit animal owl for her
avatar and muse, and who
doesn’t worry ‘bout bird flu
with all her power, no not this prowler
True to herself and has keen intuition
If she appears in your dreams, pay her attention
It’s well-known symbolism
Embrace change with...
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Categories:
toots, humor, poetess, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Santa JackWith Christmas time coming
It's time to call Jack
Sears needs a Santa
to get the Families back
They look for his number
It's no where to be found
They look in all the drawers
Managers buzzing all around
Then almost like magic
Who walks through the door
Sure enough it's Jack
no need to search...
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Categories:
toots, funny, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Sweet Girl In TownSweet girl in town is so delightful n wonderful as the sun is shining above her feet as she begins her walk into the spirit of kindness n gratefulness of love when she speeds like a train that toots over n over again until the...
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Categories:
toots, adventure, america, angel, art,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
And Just Like That- TRIThrough the park I walked, alone
As the moon reflected off the lake
I made a wish and tossed a stone
A sleeping owl, I did awake
As the moon reflected off the lake
Echoes chimed from the owl's hoots
Distant sounds- train's whistle...
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Categories:
toots, romantic,
Form:
Rhyme
My Thunderous Wondrous Electric Toy TrainIt was shiny and bright sitting under the tree.
There were other things there, but that's all I could see:
a Lionel toy train on a circular track!
The caboose was maroon and the engine was black.
And to top it all off on this fine Christmas day,
was an...
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Categories:
toots, christmas, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
PreacherPREACHER
the preacher explains
as he travels tracks on his palm
he is on god’s path
helter-skelter tracks indeed!
the midnight express toots warning
reverend smith
with his superior air
mounts the podium
from the loft i can see
through the tear his underwear
after sunday service
a hundred dollar bill in the...
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Categories:
toots, humorous,
Form:
Tanka
Public Nuisance Number 1Dragon made the papers for that very unfortunate Church event, toots sweet.
Then Dragon, suddenly, decided to finger-paint billboards, all over the town.
He’d discovered painting was sooo cool, and wanted to, spread his joy around.
It wouldn’t have been bad, but the Mayor was on them, and...
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Categories:
toots, change, community, conflict, fantasy,
Form:
Light Verse
Wild Fire N RootsWild Fire n Roots
May 3, 2013
I am trying
youth dem dying
the real warriors
da lions an kings dem
not walk upon earth again
see it der- see it der
where is the roots
where is the heart
we knew fe dem love
deep love was penetrating
the youth dem na
feel it-see- dem...
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Categories:
toots, culture, inspiration,
Form:
Alliteration
Wind Beneath My WingsHere's a good question - What would YOU do
If a plane you were sitting in, travelling to
Some hot sunny beach or a swimming pool blue
Suddenly started to shake and to shiver?
Making its passengers tremble and quiver?
I know what I'd do 'coz it happened to me!
I...
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Categories:
toots, flying, children, giggle, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Fall-Ing In LoveIt started out as a harmless flirtation
Nothing serious for three week’s of vacation
But Fall’s cool breeze must have blown love in
For we instantly connected, our souls akin
Soon we were spending all of our days together
And I knew he wasn’t just strutting his feathers
He liked me...
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Categories:
toots, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, me,
Form:
Couplet