Best Tinder Poems
We swiped left, then swiped right. Mostly out of curiosity or just to get through another boring night.
I swiped left, you swiped right. It can be that way or the other way around.
I swiped left and you also swiped left. Now we can never meet in person or maybe that’s just our fate.
I swiped right and you also swiped right. I guess we made the right decision, is my assumption precise?
Yeah! So maybe we met on Tinder, but someday I hope to put a ring on your finger.
The tinder box...what little can be spent...
Fueled by it over use...nothing remains...
Nothing...empty to carry on...
The over worked...conditions...
Years of honest labour...
Can life...not remain inside...
Looking at the hits...and marks...
As good as others...Why...
Why is it being put aside...
To old...its still good...
The fuel it use to fire...
Is all around...if not...
It will rest untill some is found...
The tinder box...the one sitting around...
Tinder
well-known
on heartless shores.
Is pitiless to all
Grant
10/17/20915
Autumn's at the mercy of unscrupulous wildfire
A tornado igniting forest walls with leaves aswirl
Flames of colors rare radiant orange sapphire
On glowing wind-borne embers storm, they twirl
October fires, dubbed the season of the witch
Destroying two hundred thousand acres in route
An unmerciful fate leaving a scarred barren ditch
Fierce arid gusty storms are furnaces in this drought
An exploding tinderbox from hades whence it came
A raging menace, water and powder could not rescind
Cherished homes and lush land now go up in a flame
Engulfing the timbers like matches invoked by wild wind
Be warned all pyro’s, the witches of Witch Creek set on fire,
Their smoke will fill your mouth, to tell what you’ve done prior!
gone
is the
man who showed
such great courage
on these heartless shores
hard to believe
Tinder Grant
not here
gone
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10/12/2015
Contest - Ninette
Sponsor - Silent One
5th place win
The so called Tinder Swindler is a Coward
He is a Joke
One Netflix documentary and the pathetic little man
Vanished in a puff of smoke
An imaginative guy whose games are over now
Plastic surgery may transform that face
But the evil that resides in those eyes and soul can never be replaced!
I installed the tinder app,
Hoping that a match could fill my heart's gap.
But I used to swipe left or right,
Just to get through another boring night.
Then I saw my crush on tinder,
What on earth she is doing here still I wonder.
Thousand thoughts ran in my mind,
But when it comes to her I am blind.
Even if I give her super like or swipe right,
Still there won't be no light in my night.
Because for her I am a stranger,
As if I am some kind of danger.
Should I swipe left,
Where nothing is left,
Or should I swipe right,
Where nothing is right.
Confusions,memories and thoughts ran in my mind,
But no solution I could find.
I couldn't close the app then,
Because one day I would have to face her again.
No matter what happens my feelings for her will always remain the same,
As my heart always screams her name.
Hoping for the light in my night,
I swiped right.
So I installed the tinder app,
Hoping that a match could fill my heart's gap.
But then I saw her on tinder,
And I swiped right hoping that one day I would put a ring on her finger.
Tinder :
Wedding Rings :
As I swiped right,
At the heart of new love.
At the new age escape,
For finding one another.
I read new stories,
Repeated many times before.
I read of many interests,
Common to all other.
In their sense of uniqueness,
I found a deep sense of similarity.
Sort of like true sense of love,
Of my all experiences and expectations.
The people in poses,
Too perfect for perfection.
The love we found,
Too seemed too defeated.
Like the last resort,
Trying to make a new beginning.
But here we find happiness,
A Present secret true love feeling,
Which I have never feel before in my whole life,
Love I suppose,
Needs new escapes.
In today's destructive,
And timeless age.
So,I placed a ring upon your hand,
and you placed one on mine..
The meaning of our wedding ring
we easily define:
It means we now are one,
in becoming future hubby and wife.
It means total commitment,
forever in this life.
It means togetherness
in everything we do.
It means our love will ever be
pure, sincere and true,.
It means as hubby and wife,
we commit to do our part.
This little band, upon our hand;
Is a promise from each heart.
Busily flicking possibilities, swarmed faces swum
Fishes flipped fast before the following
Murky harbour deep, screen swallowing
Clear impression of traits innate to individual ones
Flash of fin colour, gleam of sleek opalescent flank
Specimen slide best sides on show
Shallow images only clues to know
Intention is an open heart or a self engrossed wank
Beginner on Tinder thrown tasty bait in the deep end
Victim to fisher desiring a dinner
Real reason so seldom admitted
Deliciously caught before thoughts on loving depend
School density indicates potential pool hasn't a limit
Hanging keen line back in again
Hook mouth acrews horrid pain
Superfluous organs scatter float faithful love's inhibit
11th November
- Damn internet cheapening
of our valuable hearts -
Harboured feelings a f ucked up game
I was hoping to find a new lover
I would find one one way or another
For online romance
I lowered my pants
And quickly swiped left on my mother
Love from Tinder Grant,
so tender, and wishing me it all,
it all, before he flew away.
Tinder, Tinder,
the magic recall of his name
now he has gone.
He must fly back,
and tender love again to me,
oh, Tinder, gloriously.
Grant it to happen soon
oh gods high up above,
that Tinder comes to me.
10/13/2015
(okay, yukon axe me whatsapp pinning,
though beep pre spired, cuz mess sigh key
threads experience didst rub burr raw
as if spun as a micro spindle.)
Woolworth (Penneys on
the Dollar Store) Sears electronic,
dynamic and atomic weight
cumulative decades of suppressed
crackle, snap,
and pop, triggering
psychotic sans tete a tete
legal tender visa vis
bit coin block
chain payback daily
quotidian fits and starts
trigger torrential spate
impinging ability to relish potential
existential joie de vivre
finding me (I rate)
analogous to suffocating
unbearable pressure, yours truly
doth eek quate
to Metallica Mega-death
accessing, hammering, and pinpointing
(excel lent lee powerfully)
every square inch
of mine pate
strewing, sparking fiery
fingerhut sized explosions,
and slamming incessant
psychological torture akin to
a pernicious hidebound mate
and as of this date
November 20th two thousand eight
scored entrenched occupation
of my fifty plus
shades of gray matter
becoming more agonizing of late,
where suicidal ideation,
where repressed self hate
sprung from cumulative
(albeit cloudy with
a chance of at least one
meatball i.e. me) psyche subject
to verbal whipping (yours truly),
the gloating mean
bullies didst denigrate,
without doubt half life of
Matthew Scott Harris
aint at all great,
yet to some degree, this saturated
scorpion poisoned, mauled
and jackknifed fate
in some measure
duet hoo war ton internalized
emotions griffins
hound, feast, and delight
(more so ravenously
throve) on Hawaii,
and seamy to Maui
didst successfully, (particularly
throughout earlier decades)
emasculate, under estimate,
now (in retrospect) execrate
at invisible monster
on par with beastie boy
Doctor Frankenstein didst create
only upon death doom
he part wretchedness
will hoop fully abate.
Enclosure of the Moon
capturing cosmic glass;
The stars swirl around it;
An abysmal swallow;
Dreams drawn like a magnet;
Enclosure of the Moon,
transmissible panache;
Tumbleweeds on the wind
so the dark sky shimmers;
Taking everything in;
Enclosure of the Moon
reveries wrap around
with a fiery whimper;
Hoping a wish will catch
celestial tinder.
Hub for the hopeful
Bevy of potential sent screenside
Embellished profile
Scerricks of authenticity required
Jackpotted currency
drops golden hot potatoes
Speed swiped discovery
Divides maybes from 'not those'
Loin lain choicest
upon stainless steel counter
Gut hunger cloistered
By lush cuts unsurmounted
Lustre ravishing
Imploring pupils, strengths flared
Faults vanishing
Stall holders spruke shiny wares
Descriptions flimsy
outline inability to converse
Decisions to loiter, with whimsy
Human facets far more diverse
I'm looking for
a person to worship me
Need harks insecure
Bolstering sought erroneously
Suicided profiles
never reappear, withered
Through friend turnstyle
For fresh pasture given
Additions become
assets happily acquired
Featured favourite someone
Love's inbox enlivened
Subtracted chances
ride aesthetics' cruel camel
Shifting sand dances
Will end in itching, damn you
D I S C L A I M E R
Use it, - young determined and undamagable!
Swing a leg over pout mouth gallavanting camel
a fortunate match
a union once asunder
let our passion burn