Best Teething Poems

Western wars brought to foreign fields
Bullet barrages blocked by grim guillotines
Petulant petrol fans the flickering flames
Courageous captains solder soldiers together
Teething tigers ripped from mad mothers to 
Carry demented decisions from bribed bullies
All hail the casket caravans of yesterday's youth...

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The dentist’s poised wearing his gown
I’m anxious, my face wears a frown
He’ll pull out my tooth
(Assisted by Ruth)
I’m thankful my panties are brown!

He powered up his dental drill
The noise from it made me feel ill
Bad tooth he requires
He’ll pull it with pliers
Then present me with...

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[ well this is about what happened the one
day to me en idk I wrote about it cuz umm 
well Ima poet and that's what I do. Enjoy:) ]


You bit me! You bit me!
What a strange thing to do.
You bit me! You bit me!
Why would...

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Caught in despair.
Swinging on you.
Why should I care?
What should I do?

The moral of the story here.
I'm more relaxed.
Why can't you just listen here?
The greater, the better, the 
last.
With a little more anguish.
I'll be teething.
I'm not the greatest,
But I'll be the last one bleeding.

Come and get...

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