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Best Swede Poems

Below are the all-time best Swede poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of swede poems written by PoetrySoup members

A Swede, A Dane and Two Norwegians
Everyone who has money
should drop it in a vat and
anyone who needs money

should take what they need 
a Swede, a Dane and two 
Norwegians tell...

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Categories: swede, money,
Form: Blank verse

Premium Member ELSA THE SWEDE

Elsa was a tall lovely Swede
Cross-eyed and knock-kneed    
Million-dollar smile all agreed
Flashing her favourite dress made of tweed
A chain at her neck...

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Categories: swede, animal, character, confidence, friend, sweet, travel,
Form: Monorhyme
Of Slimy Cucumbers and a Luscious Swede
Some matters are subject to laws;
some others happen at random.
'De gustibus' a Latin tag goes,
non est disputandum.'
(Good time there's never to waste
on arguing long about...

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Categories: swede, angst, crazy, food,
Form: Burlesque

I  shudder to think about the way 
Some  vegetables are  abused every day -
With physical ...

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Categories: swede, funny
Form: Couplet
Love a pie day
Steak pies is my favourite  to eat with vegetables for dinner
With succulent pastry which couldn't be thinner

Meat and gravy are cooked in unison
Making this...

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Categories: swede, food,
Form: Couplet

Hockey Time

		You know that summertime is gone
		when a chill is in the air
		when snow is in the forecast
		and hockey sticks appear
		when kids with toques and earmuffs

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Categories: swede, sports,
Form: Blank verse
Tonight there is a match on telly
The lads are coming round 
most of them are married
So my home is to be the neutral ground .


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Categories: swede, friendship, boy,
Form: Verse
he think he is cool
eating all that food
with hois blue swede shoes
he was on the news
singing and playing the blue
eatting is his hobbies toy
hes a...

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Categories: swede, adventure, food, boy,
Form: Light Verse
Mum's Christmas Dinner
She stays awake for hours, cutting Xs in the sprouts,
Then peels all the tatties, a ton or thereabouts,
Slicing and dicing parsnips is next up in...

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Categories: swede, christmas, family, food, funny, holiday, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Valentine Vegetables

Vegetables are so versatile I use them every day
Such lovely shapes and colours, they are so bright and gay
I always use them in my cooking

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Categories: swede, food, funny love, humorous, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Vegetables


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Categories: swede, food, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
I Speak In Tongues!! (yes, true!)
When I worked, selling furniture, much expensive, as a Store Manager/Salesman-
(really, the "Manager" title was euphemistic)...
It was easy to get bored....
You can sit in the...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swede, confusion, funny, imagination, on work and
Form: Prose Poetry
Learning root at school
The square root of sixteen is four
The veg root of turnip is swede
The tooth root of dentist is pain
The route we must take is misspelled

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Categories: swede, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
A cup of seuss
Waiter oh Waiter please do serve me do
I ravage from hunger from hunger I do
To start some spaghetti with fine onion rings
Topped with an apple...

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© john scott  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swede, food,
Form: Rhyme

The glass shades hang on chains
A thin glowing light begins to fill
Creating shadows in the room
Across the pictures on the wall
Weddings of children flown
How lonely...

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Categories: swede, people, children,
Form: Verse
Premium Member A Vegetable Story
A Vegetable Story

Broccoli, Spinach, yummy fresh Garden Peas,
Cabbages, Winter Greens, Cauliflower Trees.
Runner Beans and broad, Mange Tout so Francais,
Curly Kale, Crunchy Sprouts on a cold...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swede, food, humor, light,
Form: Rhyme
the race thing
The Race Thing 
My ignorance was total, xenophobia in Africa; no, not
white people against black but black on black.
One sided I thought, mostly reading western...

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Categories: swede, anti bullying, art, bangla, bird, birth,
Form: Blank verse
Monkey and Donkeys Tea.

Go ask the monkey what's for tea
and donkey, what he likes to drink?

Narna's on bread with red juice, donkey said
you'll find it...

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Categories: swede, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Guru ming prospective poet within
Marsh shilling (walled herd)
Whitman man inside
expedited without fanfare
takes yours truly to 
hot air wind Copeland
an effort to expunge grievous

llama ants that chide
this NON GMO, nonconformist,

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Categories: swede, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Elegy
Premium Member Tough Greta Thunberg
A very young Swede
felt a need
to tell the world the truth.
Less today
and gone tomorrow,
it's very plain to see.
Ice caps melt,
polar bears starve
and plastic
we now eat.
Now Greta

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Categories: swede, international, planet, pollution, society,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Liams Sweet Tooth
Liams Sweet Tooth
Limerick by Tom

By nationality little Liam was a Swede,
He quickly learned if he’d beg and plead.
He’d get more candy,
and that was dandy,
But his...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swede, candy,
Form: Limerick