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Withdrawal

Arnold Palmer was knock-kneed when he addressed the ball President Clinton smoked weed yet said he never inhaled at all Tiger Woods fell in love with a Swede though their marriage did sputter and fall President Biden's been known to mislead folks ~ He's still 'that senator' with a drawl

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Date: 2/19/2022 3:23:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... I reckon you hit the nail on the head with this witty verse - thanks Gershon - Lindsay
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:20:00 PM
Thank you, Lindsay, for redirecting my aim: Usually I smash my thumb with the hammer - as opposed to the nail. ~ In and out of Pain
Date: 2/19/2022 7:17:00 AM
I don’t believe the malarkey that Clinton did not inhale. Hmm..he was known to lie. Title is great…love the “with a drawl”…plays on the withdrawal theme.
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:06:00 PM
You're right, for sure. Clinton never met a lie he didn't like. (-- or a lay, either, some say). And to think that America almost elected his wife President in 2016. How low can we go?! Can't even imagine how little self-respect she has to stay with a CREEP like Slick Willy. Oh, well. Different strokes...
Date: 2/18/2022 11:38:00 AM
Poor Arnold Palmer--knock kneed at the ball! Thanks for the laughter. Evelyn :D
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:08:00 PM
Thanks, Evelyn. Those images of Arnold putting have stayed with me forever. I just loved Arnie's Army with their shouts of 'Charge.' Hasn't been a golfer to captivate the sports world since. (Tiger Woods, the philanderer, is not my idea of a 'captivating' hero exactly). Have a blessed Sunday, Gershon
Date: 2/18/2022 11:00:00 AM
Nice one Gershon, both clever and witty!! Best wishes...Ron
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:12:00 PM
Ron, thanks for your kind words. Much appreciated. Best always, Gershon
Date: 2/18/2022 9:32:00 AM
Right on, Gershon; little slips past your observing eye and nostrils. Love it!
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Date: 2/19/2022 9:16:00 PM
Ha, ha. Sometimes, however, things go right under my moustache. lol. Thanks, Gershon
Date: 2/17/2022 11:49:00 PM
This is a classic Gershon. I loved it. Especially the Clinton line. That line went round the world before the sun set. Lol. Thanks for the laughter. Nite xxoo
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Date: 2/18/2022 7:22:00 AM
Thank you so much, Connie. --'But I never inhaled!' That was right up there with "It depends on what 'it' means." (Testimony about his relationship with Monica L.) Slick Willie never fooled me. That's for sure. :)

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