Best Statistics Poems

Statistics never lie.

 The indecisive coconut just hung. 
He waited and waited, 
swayed a little 
in the tropical breeze 
but just hung. 
A big fat tourist 
in loud Hawaiian shorts 
strolled by. 
The indecisive coconut decided. 
He dropped... 
and missed. 

It split in two 
on...

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The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
 But variance is preferred
 By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification....

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Hard Time With Statistics

People had hard time believing latest statistics
Made by morons who must be marvelous mystics
All of the relationships with everything is inverted
What is disturbing is distorted and perverted.

Some whose census was taken were way over 65
And was said they had new born babies...

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It’s like this you see
9 0ut of 10 cat owners
like a little kitty (apparently I'm not allowed to use p   y - how droll)
4out of 5 dog owners 
like a bit of ruff
but only 4 out of 8 horse riders
like to mount a...

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I see statistics in my home,hate grown.And love not left alone.I see a rock in a hard
place,rats trapped in a maze.HATE,HATE,pain and depression.People who never heed to a
lesson.Mistake after mistake,enough pain to break a happy home.And so the happy is
gone.Seems pain is here to stay,and...

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In the human equation,
life's reduced to statistics.
It's the patterns that matter,
zero or one, on or off.

Confronting indifference,
fear festers into anger.
And gnawing pangs of hunger
force the soul to question sin.

As lechery deals in flesh,
hypocrisy sets the price.
And a substitute for love,
lust is an expensive dish.

Reality demeans...

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HONOR in Death ?
                      Disgraced victory.
                  ...

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statistics can't always predict future outcomes ~ only time will tell
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coping just for a purpose
rusting revealing the truth
a new coat of paint never helps
however i become emotionally addicted
i remember when smiles on four walls was the art we chose
when the foundation of the paint weakened with time, so did the symbolism of our love
we became...

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statistics say they're checking out at twenty two per day
closure seekers on their final quest
hollow men who don't have time to slowly fade away

side by side they've occupied the chairs of the V. A.
trying pills in hopes of filling hollows in their chest
statistics say they're...

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Bang Bang. 
You're dead.
One in the heart,
And one in the head.

Bang Bang.
Another one down.
Smiling faces,
Turn into frowns.

Bang Bang.
A third and a fourth.
Deal with it world,
Because this is war.

Bang Bang.
It's my turn now.

I bleed so slowly.
I die so slowly.
Agony.
Sorrow.
Another casualty.
Another statistic.

Bang Bang.
Bang.........

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gotta hurry, little time for chatter
not on-deck, always the current batter
pendulum swinging at a hastened pace
as if existence were a non-stop race

skip over letters go straight for the words
type of education most find absurd
continue to grind no matter how stressed
pushing onward, no need to stop...

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"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,"
Israel's war crimes, a brutal truth..
The statistics are glaring and growing more bleak.
One thousand Gaze an children killed every week..
Fathers in anguish, mothers drown in their tears,
their babies now gone before their first year..
Every fifteen minutes...

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Victorian art is quite clean 
Though Roman and Greek are obscene
The Queen did not care
That David was bare
But he was quite shy of the mean!...

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Human beings are natural mystics.
And irrational characteristics
often lead us astray,
keeping logic at bay.
Satan tempts us with facts and statistics....

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