Hard Time With Statistics

Hard Time With Statistics People had hard time believing latest statistics Made by morons who must be marvelous mystics All of the relationships with everything is inverted What is disturbing is distorted and perverted. Some whose census was taken were way over 65 And was said they had new born babies still alive Here is one that aroused me and my curiosity grew Was a family full of girls that totaled twenty-two. What we also heard when money people were saving Children who they had were always mis-behaving When people went on various voyages on a vacation Husband could't stand it and was found on sedation. There are those mean men who are fully grown Whose wives quickly forced them to live all alone Because of all the totally bad things they had done When their census was taken lived in a family of one. Another thing had attracted me as well as allured Up most of the strange statistics had been doctored They were also asked a question about majority rule And they were found to be a fool bearing a loose tool. Now here is when I really would get extremely excited They wanted me to be a census taker and I was invited And luckily I discovered you strictly had to be a man When they said I had to be a Republican away I ran. If you can't laugh at all at least you can smile a little. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet RiverSea Plantation Bolivia, NC And guess what? This is my first poem exceeding 2,000 which is quite an accomplishment if I don't say so myself.